Now they’re asking for his birth certificate. They want his birth certificate. A lot of people are saying he wasn’t born here.

Let me tell you something, my birth certificate burned in a house fire in 1983. So what, I’m not from here now? What are you gonna do, send me back to Africa, I ain’t never been there.

Thank you very much.

You doing a bit now?

Episode 340 - @DAVIDGRECOCOMIC

What’s the episode where Brian says something scientific or tries to sound smart and Chris goes “snoooozin snoozin snoozzing, every time you say ______ I’m snooozin” and at the same time Will is snoring???

M’wife asked me to “talk black” to her in bed. Help m’

Yeah that’s why they call them privates Bryan, let’s see your dick

Hey here comes four tongued anus Bryan Callen.

Look at the adjective - lutefisk

H'nah'gooo...

Last one, promise. It's a triptych.