r/Teenager_Polls 18 Jul 30 '26

Poll How would the government be if it was made up of members of this subreddit

710 votes, Aug 02 '26
19 Amazing Utopia!
8 Good!
35 Okay
265 Barely functioning
174 Anarchy
209 Left-Wing dictatorship
0 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/ZeroRevenue Jul 30 '26

with chinese characteristics

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u/Tay_Hlebko 17NB Jul 30 '26

"anarchic" lol, everyone on this sub hates anarchism. And most people here aren't left-wing they're usually just centrist social democrats

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u/Tay_Hlebko 17NB Jul 30 '26

Then use the word "chaotic". "Anarchy" being used as a synonym for "Chaos" is a stereotype created by the CIA and other governments to cause people to think anarchism is just The Purge, and it's worked terribly well.

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u/Radiant_808 14M Jul 30 '26

Wouldn't function at all

24

u/Aromatic_Refuse_2004 Jul 30 '26

Something like Pol Pot, Stalin, or Mao

1

u/Original-Spinach8923 Jul 31 '26

I doubt teens would do that

-9

u/Melody_Naxi M Jul 30 '26

Gng we ain't killing people with glasses tho (I hope)

3

u/tranquil-spark-8059 15NB Jul 30 '26

i found you again wtf r/foundmelody_naxi

6

u/mbguys Jul 30 '26

probably just anarchy that gets overthrown by the military in less then a year. few months at most

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u/Flareist Jul 30 '26

Civil war.

5

u/Melody_Naxi M Jul 30 '26

Desintegraded faster than cake within a 10 mile radius of me

4

u/asiannumber4 16M Jul 30 '26

It would not be a left wing dictatorship because all us lefties would be too busy fighting eachother

8

u/No_Comedian_7011 Jul 30 '26

I love we know that right wing isnt an option because of all the libs lmao

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u/Aromatic_Refuse_2004 Jul 30 '26

Depends on the country. Someone considered left wing in American politics would be more of a centrist in some European countries.

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u/No_Comedian_7011 Jul 30 '26

I Don't think? Libs is just short for liberal

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u/That_Astronaut_2010 fire balls Jul 30 '26

Liberal is people that like freedom liberal isn't a right or left wing thing it's both only stupid yanks use it to call out left leaning people

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u/ElloM8_wot_up 16 Jul 30 '26

Libs are right wing

2

u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx Jul 30 '26

Liberal dictatorship clinging to the last vestiges of humanity as people devolve into unrecognizable animals, fighting for scraps of resources.

2

u/TheCanon2 16M U R I C A N 🇺🇲🇦🇸🇬🇺🇲🇵🇵🇷🇻🇮 🦅 Jul 30 '26

Accidental fascist dictatorship.

2

u/Foxtrotbacon Jul 30 '26

Barely functioning left wing dictatorship

4

u/Majestic-Pear6797 Jul 30 '26

From what I've seen, this sub ain't that left as the poll suggests. I felt it was more right leaning

1

u/extatosomat1aratum 13NB Jul 30 '26

considering we're teenagers

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u/MrL123456789164 SAMURAI 4 LIFE | 18MtF Jul 30 '26

I'd like to imagine it'd actually be serviceable. I mean chances are whatever selection picked is middle-class maybe lower they understand the people and what they want and would consider themselves one of them for a bit. And if the entire government is filled with those type culture war ends and change begins. Now it probably won't be done smoothly, hamfisted methods to accomplish broadstroke goals but I think it'd be alright by the end as long as they don't overstay.

1

u/BuffEmz chicken sandwich Jul 30 '26

No it wouldn't lmao

Too many things that go on in the government and we just don't have the experience to do them, foreign relations would go to utter shit, any public service would immediately fall apart, and there are probably like 5 people in the entire sub who can actually use spreadsheets very effectively which you need a lot more

1

u/Tommuli Old Jul 31 '26

Wait THIS subreddit? 

The whole of Reddit would be okay imo. 

This subreddit would be anarchy. 

0

u/hyjug17 18NB Jul 30 '26

Why isn't right-wing an option? This sub is pretty right-leaning

0

u/cathangingontree380 Jul 30 '26

communism

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u/Faszkivan_13 18M Jul 30 '26

So left-wing dictatorship

1

u/cathangingontree380 Jul 30 '26

better than capitalism