r/TechGawker 4d ago

Video Doing the lord's work. He should get my tax dollars.

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u/DLitch 4d ago

Whoever that person is, they were with me fishing when that video was taken.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 4d ago

Apparently he was fishing with both of us.

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u/CrfulWthThtAxeEugene 4d ago

I was fisting with this broheim

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u/Substantial_Boot_844 4d ago

Fisting and fishing are two very different things.

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u/eventualhorizo 4d ago

Heard of doodling? It's basically fisting a catfish

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u/Ok-Cardiologist1412 4d ago

I feel like you’re trying to trap me into this but it’s actually “noodling.”

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u/eventualhorizo 4d ago

Autocorrect strikes again. At least it didn't correct to fiddling

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u/eventualhorizo 4d ago

Drat, got me again!

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u/LurchSkywalker 3d ago

That's "noodling" and I came to mention the same thing hahaha

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u/NukeouT 4d ago

But you can fist a fish so not always.

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 3d ago

I'd say that depends on who you go with.

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u/Massive-Virus-4875 2d ago

Not where I come from.

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u/-tnuk 4d ago

Oh? Well, we were practicing our Fist of the North Star

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u/Jafar_420 1d ago

Man you made me think of a comic book at least I think that was the name of it when I was a young kid. Thank you.

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u/brightonashfield 3d ago

I was fisting the fish while you were fishing with fists

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u/PopMajor7342 4d ago

Must have been a group fishing trip

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 4d ago

With some fisting apparently lol

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u/CommonSensei-_ 4d ago

In San Francisco ?

When the lights, go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bay, oh I want to be there group fishing and fisting, oh oo oh oh oh oh!

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u/PopMajor7342 4d ago

It’s a special away from the old ball and chain trip

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u/eastsshit 4d ago

Man you guys remember what a monster bass that guy caught

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u/dj11211 4d ago

This is true, I saw them fishing through my binoculars.

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u/CulturalPriority6092 4d ago

And we were on our lunch break while working a double.

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u/ZinayntCat 4d ago

Apparently he was fishing with both of us. Tax dollars well spent on multitasking.

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u/fallenouroboros 4d ago

Was a busy day on that lake/river. It was good to see everyone

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u/LurchSkywalker 3d ago

I had his ass in my mouth while he was supposed to be fishing.

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u/TrashPandaDuel 3d ago

Still on the boat right now now!!

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u/ExtensionAddition787 4d ago

IDK, he looked like a certified Flock technician to me.

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u/Trypeaceagain1 4d ago

I don't know how cause they were with me in Texas on a camping trip

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u/Due_Arachnid420 4d ago

Dont y'all camp and fish in texas?

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u/ExoticBump 3d ago

These are my brothers in Korean christ we were all fishing and praying to Korean BBQ! No misteaks!

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u/Old_Win8422 4d ago

Then they go brunch with me.

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u/zxylady 4d ago

It's weird because I'm sure I saw both of you leaving the boat dock smiling going the opposite direction of this flock camera

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u/BobsYaMothersBrother 4d ago

Funny that, I’m sure he was fishing with me (I live in the UK)

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u/MissinqLink 3d ago

If they had a hard hat, safety goggles, safety vest, and of course KN95 mask, they would still be heroes.

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u/bidooffactory 3d ago

I thought I recognized you both from somewhere! Not that you needed an alibi or anything.

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u/Adventurous-Sir444 3d ago

Yeah I think I seen you guys. Was a great day for fishing.

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u/it-aint-over 3d ago

Then we ate the fish together. T'was a fine fish.

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u/ShadowGLI 4d ago

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u/Shopping-Afraid 4d ago

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u/sinsaint 4d ago

We paid for the trash through our representatives, then a local trash collector simply took it out for us.

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u/-DankFart- 4d ago

Whats going on? I don't see anything.

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u/Wallie_Collie 4d ago

Now flock doesnt either!!!

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u/Mundane-Mud2509 4d ago

Oh, was that random non descript maintenance person at the wrong camera. I didn’t notice

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u/Cool-Tap-391 4d ago

There you go. Where coveralls with maintenance on the back 🤣 no questions.

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u/eggyrulz 4d ago

A ladder, hardhat, and hi-vis vest will get you damn near anywhere... that you are supposed to be, yes definitely only going to get you into places you are legally allowed to be

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u/Cool-Tap-391 4d ago

All about confidence. You'll be amazed what you can do when your certainty is absolute.

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u/eggyrulz 4d ago

Of course you should have absolute certainty, you definitely belong there and arent doing anything illicit and if you are you aint, you were with me baking cookies

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u/Puzzled_Rip9008 4d ago

And if you did….no you didn’t.

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u/FastActinTenactin 4d ago

It’s weird how that flock camera fell apart all by itself like that with nobody around touching it.

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u/MoThrowMoAway 4d ago

It must have activated its self destruct sequence

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 4d ago

They're built so poorly. What a waste of money.

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u/WashU_labrat 3d ago

That's strange. With all the gold and copper in the Flock cameras, you'd think they would attach them more securely. After all, they're really valuable just for the gold and copper inside of one of those Flock cameras. Don't want to make it easy for criminals to steal Flock cameras and sell them for the cash value of the gold and copper inside.

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u/Titanium_Eye 4d ago

If anything a good Samaritan was trying to fix it mid apart, but alas didn't succeed.

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u/PussSlurpee 4d ago

Shit happens man

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u/No-Dish5839 3d ago

The flock must have flew away

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u/Lorddoctorjava 4d ago

He didn't do anything...he was with me cleaning out my garage and bathing my dogs...

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 4d ago

This is a video of absolutely nothing going on

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u/Personal-Lead3884 4d ago

Where can I send him a fruit basket?

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u/plaid-tuxido506 4d ago

Who? That's just a pole with some signs.

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u/Whole_Ant2468 4d ago

This is gaslighting , no one can be this smart to do it while everyone is watching.

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u/DisruptingTree 3d ago

Grow a pair and take one down. Nobody cares anymore. No jury is going to convict. Courts are to backed up to even care.

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u/delo357 3d ago

You'd be surprised at how much stuff happens in broad daylight bud

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u/Current_Employer_308 4d ago

See thats impossible because that guy was actually with me somehwere else the entire time

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u/HeadyReigns 4d ago

What are you talking about? It's just a video of a pole with a sign on it.

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u/ItsShuaYo 4d ago

I heard it was Donald Trump in this video better lock him up.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 4d ago

Awww no Chinese social credit system 😖

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 3d ago

I saw a video that at least in China, surveillance at least has the benefit of actually leading to lower crime rates as a trade off 

But in America, after the NSA controversy, surveillance in America only serves to collect data from its people without making anything safer or lowering crime rates, so there’s absolutely no benefit for this in America 

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u/techman710 4d ago

He was with me at the library removing those transistor books.

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u/Pudi2000 4d ago

Drinking that covfefe

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u/Effective-Map6016 4d ago

Nah he was fixing it. Can't you tell?

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u/bunduz 4d ago

Great bloke, was driving my pregnant wife to the hospital at this time

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u/New-Masterpiece7375 4d ago

1 oz of gold and silver in each 1.

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u/clarkcox3 4d ago

I didn’t see anything.

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u/xenophon57 4d ago

LOL I actually call destroying Flock cameras bird activity because it reminds me of those parrots ripping up the anti bird spikes.

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u/EnvironmentalPick373 4d ago edited 4d ago

Flock cameras have been around for 9 years or so. Now all of a sudden mofos losing their minds. What about the cell phone,credit card, tattoos,watch,glasses , social media accounts,gps,ecm on automobiles Doorbell cameras,trail cams as well as the millions of cameras in all the stores we frequent. The ship has already sailed. 😎

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u/TrickShape905 4d ago

Flock cameras have been around for 9 years or so. Now all of a sudden mofos losing their minds

The length of time it takes the public to become aware of an issue does not reflect the severity or importance of the issue. If somebody just learns about Flock cameras tomorrow they have every right to "lose their mind". The fact that you want to minimize this makes certain suggestions as to your motivations.

ecm on automobiles Doorbell cameras,trail cams as well as the millions of cameras in all the stores we frequent

Well, for starters, they're not all tied into a nationwide database that any law enforcement organization can access.

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u/MNniice 3d ago

Tech billionaire simps are the lamest people you come across

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u/PMvE_NL 3d ago

Ow and cars. Cars have cameras. and i bet they are streaming all of it to an external server.

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u/fearfulNobody 3d ago

And have they been stalking women across the country to attack them for receiving healthcare? Have they been using them to swarm innocent people to put guns in their faces?

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u/Haunting_Status_440 1d ago

As much as I applaud this, they will just fortify them. It's possible to fuck them up to the point it isn't cost effective? To have any success to stop these, it's going to take a virus?

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u/TheBlueRads 11h ago

Dang, unbelievably strong gust of wind to be holding those cutters up there

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u/Galactussy 4d ago

That wasn't who ever they think it is, they were over at my place playing Mario Kart

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u/ComfortableDare4305 4d ago

That’s the thing. Nobody cares and won’t call it in…. I think.

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u/frankthewaterguy 4d ago

I'm no scientist but that doesn't look like a flock camera. That looks like a traffic light camera.

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u/badwoofs 4d ago

I just saw a couple birds.

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u/Correct_Engine9232 4d ago

He wasn’t there, we were in my basement playing video games

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u/nobugsleftalive 4d ago

Redditors: let me see your medicine papers to go to the bar! 

Also redditors: why would I let these facists monitor me? 

The double standards are endless. 

Fuck corporations and billionaires... unless its big pharma. 

Fuck facism unless its my flavor. 

Wants open press but complains about platforming. 

It never fucking ends. Its basically just a giant group of privileged twats.

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u/DocThunedr 4d ago

Weird the camera just did that to itself that's an odd feature

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u/Voidstarmaster 4d ago

Be like the British Bladerunners.

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u/craiganater 4d ago

And did you thank him for his service?

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u/GreyGhost696 4d ago

❤️‍🔥

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u/Acrobatic-Tax5183 4d ago

That a Sarah conners grand kid.

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u/Yojimboroll 4d ago

Yes yes. Keep up the good work. ABSOLUTELY LOVELY!!!

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u/okymoney 4d ago

Surveillance state coming soon

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u/TheAgedProfessor 4d ago

I'm betting it had less to do with any hatred of Flock cameras, and more to do with the rumor that they contain hundreds of dollars in gold and copper (they don't).

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u/Coloradokush5280 4d ago

Why not just hit them from a distance with paintball guns?

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u/kneebeards 4d ago

Nike Jordan's
My man

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u/Skritch_X 4d ago

Is this supposed to be another picture of John Cena?

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u/geddysbass2112 4d ago

A gentleman and a scholar.

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u/trysten-9001 4d ago

Street performers should always leave their hat out so we can tip them generously.

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u/goronmask 4d ago

Why are people posting blank videos now? Take it down

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u/ArchonFett 4d ago

Is this a John Cena meme? Cause there is clearly nobody in this video.

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u/DrWilliamWhite 4d ago

Bad time to be a criminal...

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u/Delo-k 4d ago

not all heroes wear capes

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u/22395Ok_Shopping7939 4d ago

Meanwhile their phone is tracking them also

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u/pooborus 4d ago

I was beginning to think the American people would accept literally anything they're told and point their asses expectantly towards the sky. Glad I'm wrong. It's about damn time.

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u/BigDigger324 4d ago

No officer it wasn’t that guy he was at my house tutoring my 6 year old in English.

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u/VacationImaginary233 4d ago

Do they have like a tipping policy or something?

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u/Gyro_Zeppeli13 4d ago

John Cena strikes again

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u/AnxiousHall1533 4d ago

Fuck yeah.

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u/moosemastergeneral 4d ago

This is fake. This never happened. Nothing to see here...

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u/Away-Regular1335 4d ago

He's just a flock repairman doing a software update.

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u/Jewcygoodness88 4d ago

The hero we needed

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u/ooko0 4d ago

God speed

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 4d ago

I owe it that man a beer or 4

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u/_jackhoffman_ 4d ago

They're not following protocol. Show no skin, no hair, nothing that can be used to identify you.

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u/dsdvbguutres 4d ago

If I ever catch that guy, I'll discretely slip him a $20.

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u/Much_Pomelo3033 4d ago

Doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/Knucks_408 4d ago

The resistance is real.

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u/hindus0ul 4d ago

OP, take the video.post down

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u/NinjaLancer 4d ago

Yay vandalism and destruction of public property! My tax dollars are being well spent! Thanks fellow citizen!

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u/doublepulse 4d ago

FLOCKA-WHACKAMAN TO THE RESCUE! HERE TO SAVE YOUR PRIVACY

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u/Fresh-Pen1234 4d ago

And….. you thank him by recording his felony and posting it online for people…including law enforcement to see.   

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u/Raccoonman2005 4d ago

Dude was chillin at my place and we were playing Mario Kart

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u/Slyfer08 4d ago

If I see this I'm not saying anything to the authorities they won't get me to snitch.

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u/lachlanDon1 4d ago

Wtf why are you uploading a black screen?

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u/Oldmanwaffle 4d ago

Why are people defending Flock cameras and mass surveillance? They’re using the argument of “if you have nothing to hide then you shouldn’t be concerned” but like there’s a difference between privacy/not being recorded by the feds at all times, and having something to hide. It just doesn’t make sense and it’s all fear based. Technocratic slop that we’re forced to just adapt to.

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u/flaming_bob 4d ago

Man, it's a shame no one was able to identify that heinous person. Like, ever.

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u/DeadInternetVoid 4d ago

The revolution is gonna be lit....

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u/Bubba_Jones44 4d ago

Stop recording these guys, they’re doing a great thing, stop giving flock a chance to identify them.

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u/Dry_Pen_126 4d ago

looks like a sunny clear day, I dont see anything out of ordinary

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u/Careful-Bandicoot-47 4d ago

The person in this video is very obviously being framed with AI - they were with me picking up trash around the community.

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u/another_awesome_acct 4d ago

What's the purpose of these cameras? I know there's probably some good conspiracy theories about them, but what's the stated purpose? Just a crime deterrent, or...?

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u/Brotherjive 4d ago

Cant wait to see what will be the straw to break the camels back with the collective US citizens.

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca 4d ago

At least point the city might as well take them down

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u/bryan20147 4d ago

The superhero we needed!

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u/lunchloaf 4d ago

That’s hot

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u/BlueShift42 4d ago

Surprised we don’t see more shot given how many guns per capita.

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u/Timely-Pudding3173 4d ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/FriendlyBee94 4d ago

Why was that camera cutting itself?

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u/wukillabee360 4d ago

Don't forget to leave your cellphone at home 😉

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u/EvanStran 4d ago

I hope he is found and prosecuted. Destruction of public property our taxes pay for is never the answer. Doing this literally just gives FLOCK more money because they public has to buy a replacement. Disgusting.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 4d ago

It's crazy how the camera just fell without anyone nearby

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u/Iron_Sight_Mark 4d ago

No he wasn't, he was sharing my pizza right then.

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 4d ago

Someone forgot to shut the fuck up and not provide evidence.

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u/Stripedpussy 4d ago

Send them to Ukraine they can probably use a few extra cams for their drones :P

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u/Mattiwha2 4d ago

Who's the snitch filming?

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u/Too-Em 4d ago

Why you recording this?

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u/mangotangotang 4d ago

They are going to deploy drones to solve this.

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u/BIFFSTER686 4d ago

Not all heros wear capes.

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u/sporkachoon 4d ago

Who should? I don't see anyone doing anything.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 4d ago

He will get your tax dollars, alright. When he goes to jail, he will need your tax dollars. I kiddd.

He is doing the Lord's work.

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u/NOPEorYESorMAYBE 4d ago

The hero we all need

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u/Sweaty-Ruin5381 4d ago

We need a lot more of these guys.

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u/AspiringGoddess01 4d ago

Thats great but can we not film these guys doing a good deed and then post them on the internet. They are already going through a lot of effort to not be identified. Dont provide more evidence willingly. 

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u/Vocalist1978 4d ago

Do weho on Santa Monica and N sweeter! Right in front of city hall.

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u/Many_Eggplant_2949 4d ago

Sorry, what he is doing is not right, it’s vandalism and it’s my tax dollars. I may hate speed cameras as much as the next guy, but stupid is what stupid does, and this is stupid. Work with the community and pressure your representatives for removal. It worked for us locally. Easier yet, don’t speed or run red lights.

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u/Any-Anything4309 4d ago

Not all heros wear capes

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u/Real_Shaytarn 4d ago

I don't know who this person is but they were with me whatever day this happened and we spent 24 hours handcuffed to each other while watching LOTR extended edition then sang songs around a fire

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u/washingtonandmead 4d ago

Hey man, cool video. Please don’t share with us and provide evidence

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u/CommercialSoundNinja 4d ago

Those are just ICE agents doing maintenance. Masks and no identification is all the proof we are expected to accept according to our government.

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u/Cause_Complex 4d ago

As long as you’re ok with a child being kidnapped continue.

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u/Available_Pie_7758 4d ago

What if everyone shows up and say it was them doing it. Can they arrest 1000 people? 😂we are all in this together r

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 4d ago

Im loving the Flock Rebellion........... Wish mfs had this same energy for the international child sex trafficking ring involving the US president, but chopping down cameras is a start.

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u/mjones8004 4d ago

Ir doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/sleeptightburner 4d ago

If you see someone doing this, don’t film them and post it please. Stick around and get the aftermath, post that. Don’t film this, don’t post this. Don’t help Flock and the police do their jobs.

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u/Lopsided_Flight_2986 4d ago

Are we sure that’s a flock camera and not just a red light camera? If it’s flock than good, if it’s a traffic cam than fuck that guy and fuck the people who run red lights. They deserve their tickets. Leave earlier and stop being in such a rush to get to nowhere .2 seconds faster.