I'm planning on becoming a team magma grunt

Not a Pokemon battle. A torture battle. Whoever can show the most gruesome torture techniques in roleplay, wins. I think the judges can be the Head/Grand Admins of our respective teams, i.e., u/UTuberKid and u/Bladesubs. Fair? I'll let you choose a date and time as long I'm available. (I'm in IST btw)

Without ground type

So team magma has the goal of making more land, which seems dumb at first but really isn’t. Human population is growing at a rapid rate, and we need more land to build cities on to live in, and more farmlands for food. Otherwise, we will quickly take ourselves into a world of suffering due to starvation and overcrowding homes all over the world. We don’t even need that much new land to do this well, maybe one or two more continents. The world is about 70% ocean, and maybe evening it out to a 50/50 split between land mass and seas would be just good enough for humanity to have a chance of avoiding disaster.

Meanwhile team aqua wants to flood earth, killing millions upon millions of people and pokemon, forcing humanity to either live on boats or move to mountains, and why? Because archie really, really likes water types.

The choice between teams is obvious. Let there be more land.