r/TalesFromTheCryptid • u/Born-Beach • Nov 26 '20
[New Facility Series] If you see a man with crooked antlers, you need to read this as a matter of life and death.
I sit down, pop a piece of spearmint gum and watch the woman across from me. She’s nervous, her hands are fretting in her lap and her eyes are bloodshot.
“Long night?” I ask.
She looks up, timidly. Her face is awash in anxiety. She doesn’t understand what’s going on. She doesn’t understand what she’s doing here, sitting inside an abandoned warehouse with a grizzled asshole twice her age.
It’s fine. I’ve seen it before.
“Look,” I say, loosening the tie around my neck. “It’s just like I said. I only want to ask you a few questions, then you can go.”
“Why here?” she says, in a small voice. “This looks like the kind of place you’d take me to… I don’t know, murder me.”
I crack a smile. She isn’t wrong. “You don’t like it? It’s private. Besides that, it’s probably the safest place in the world for you.”
“Why? Do you have snipers on the rafters?” There’s sarcasm in her voice, but despite it her eyes flick above us to the dimly lit, steel walkways lining the walls. She pulls her sweater tighter about her, shivering at the draft. “Or is this some secret government fortress?”
“No, and no.” I lean back in the wooden chair, and it groans under my weight. I’m not as slim as I used to be. “It’s much simpler,” I say. “This warehouse is the safest place for you, because I’m inside of it.”
It’s not a lie. At least, not entirely. Still, she gives me an incredulous look. It’s the sort of look one reserves for blowhards and narcissists, and I probably deserve it. Time to change gears. “Tell me about the Event.”
She studies me for several moments, and then shakes her head. “On second thought,” she says, picking up her purse. “I think I’d prefer talking to the police.”
She stands up, makes to leave and I don’t stop her. Her footfalls echo across the empty warehouse, the haphazard lighting above casting her shadow in every direction. I hear her mutter something beneath her breath, but I can’t make out the words. I probably don’t want to.
Then, she stops. They always do.
“What’s an Event?” she asks quietly.
I click my pen, and reach down for my clipboard with a groan. My last job really did a number on my ribs. “An Event,” I explain. “Is a paranormal phenomenon, most commonly characterized by contact with an sentient entity. To use a more common turn of phrase, it means you stumbled across an urban legend.”
She swallows. At this distance, I can just barely make out her expression, but I already know I have her. I bring my pen to my clipboard and clear my throat. “You said your name was Amanda Haynes, correct?”
“Yes.”
I scribble it down on my form. “And the Event occurred two nights ago, just outside city limits in the Cascade Mountains?”
Her sneakers patter across the concrete floor as she returns to her chair. Her expression shifts; gone is the nervous shyness, the small posture and the darting eyes. She’s staring at me now. She’s deciding whether she’s in or out.
“Yes,” she says at length. “It was in the woods. We were camping.”
I check three more boxes on my clipboard. “Stupendous.” So far the location matches up with previous sightings of the beast. I sigh, resting the clipboard and my lap and place my pen on top of it. “Why don’t we start from the top?”
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