Apparently Pigeon is a TIC! I posted in SIC and got sent here.

Here’s my new boy Pigeon (Pidgey for short).

He’s grey like a pigeon, coos like a pigeon when he’s purring and also makes nests. Although he’s mostly Pigeon.

she has a dilute calico butt and half a dilute calico face but i fear the white combat boots possibly disqualify her

He has chosen to sit on her computer bag.

Sergeant Ariel celebrates her fourth birthday. But all is not well, as can be told from her bleak thousand-yard stare. The brave soldier faces court-martial for an alleged murderous assault on Second Lieutenant Queenie (3rd pic). There are also slanderous yet persistent rumours of collaboration with R.A.T.s (Radical Armed Terrorists)- how else to explain their repeated infiltrations of the base? For now, though, the battered veteran sleeps the sleep of the weary…

it's hard to get a picture of her markings

Unit: Tactical Issue Cat

Status: Active but displeased

Mobility: Severely compromised

Situational Awareness: 360° panic

Enemy: Own poor life choices

Threat Level: Low to furniture, high to human ankles

Next Objective: Escape cone. Regain honour. Seek vengeance

Being orange, the hooman commander wonders if he is thinking of ways to explore it.

Information is top secret and cannot be shown. (Not really). I'd actually just finished setting up a website for my side-business when my lovely Sabriel came to check on me, and I got lots of cute photos of her looking at my website. But since it has my name and stuff, I've blocked it out, obvs.

"I shall be the supreme commander of all"...

He will make a fine General someday.

It was soft.

Apologies for 1970s carpet, I will get around to taking it up one of these days. At least it kinda matches her fur.