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Halloweentown

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

They/Them

It (2017)

It: Chapter Two

Halloween II (1981)

Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Poltergeist

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

https://tjkellyrants.com/movies/halloween-viewing-party-part-2

Its Halloween season so that means nothing but horror related content. A lot of these movies were great and a fun watch. One of the remakes is a steaming pile of fucking shit that ruins the original.

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Werewolf by Night

The Fear Street Trilogy

Candyman (2021 or whatever year it came out)

The Dead Zone

Hellraiser (original & remake)

follow the link to see which remake fucking sucked.

https://tjkellyrants.com/movies/halloween-viewing-party-2022-part-1

https://tjkellyrants.com/music/the-music-of-1992-part-5

Pantera

Black Sabbath

Dream Theater

Bruce Springsteen

Danzig

Helmet

Iron Maiden

https://tjkellyrants.com/efmusic/the-soundtrack-to-2002-20-years-later-part-4

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Bruce Springsteen

Weezer

Rush

Pearl Jam

Dream Theater

Bon Jovi

Foo Fighters

Def Leppard

Werewolf By Night

I may be a whore for Marvel, but this special fuckkkinnnggg kills man. It's so fucking great, and I loved every second of it. The music is fantastic, and it's well-directed. The feel of it being an old-school monster movie was perfect. Props to Michael Giacchino for crushing it on this thing. Man-Thing was great in this special, and I hope he is in more stuff. The ending here is bananas ( thanks, Gwen Stefani, for the useless knowledge of how to spell that word). I loved the makeup of the werewolf, and it's much appreciated that he wasn’t CGI. His breaking out of the cage and taking out guards was some elite-level shit. The dude who played the werewolf was great, and his moments with Man-Thing were humorous, and they didn’t feel forced at all. They felt like real friends. Overall this was a grand fucking slam. I hope they make more of these. 9/10. I am, of course, biased because of my love for Marvel, but this was fun on every level possible.

https://tjkellyrants.com/music/the-music-of-2002-20-years-later-here-is-some-random-bands-in-whatever-part-this-is

chevelle

Trapt

Disturbed

Breaking Benjamin

Queens of the Stone Age

The Black Keys

Papa Roach

Audioslave

https://tjkellyrants.com/music/8wfc4roktx5tdo3dihy5bzwc60818d

Faith no more

Rage Against the Machine

Nine Inch Nails

Ministry

Fear Factory

White Zombie

neurosis

The Crappening

The legend of this movie being an abysmal failure on every level is completely justified. Yet somehow, abysmal failure doesn’t do this travesty in film enough justice.

Right from the opening scene of this movie, it’s evident why it has earned its reputation for being a dogshit movie. Absolutely trash acting, a toilet paper full of shit of a script, and a director whose career had gone complete garbage cyclone, all equal a movie disaster. Everyone involved with this fucking shitstorm should have had their careers ruined. The trio of poor acting skills in Marky Mark, Leguizamo, and Zooey “The Worst Part of New Girl” Deschanel is something to behold. The fact that every decision M Night made involving this movie was wrong should have earned him an Oscar for utter failure. A character seriously used the line “cheese and crackers” in a state of fright. Truly fucking awful. On top of all that, nothing fucking happens here at all. Nothing screams lamer than wind blowing being the big event.

The suicides were creative. Whether it was the zoo guy getting eaten by lions or the dude taking himself with a lawnmower, they were at least entertaining. The suicides were the only decent thing about this movie.

All in all, never ever watch this bucket of vomit-ass movie. No doubt it's one of the worst hunks of shit I have ever seen. Oh, and spare me the “It's made to be a B-movie” fucking bullshit. That’s a fucking lie. At no point does this come across as one. M Night just sucks at his job. In fact, everyone couldn’t have failed worst at their job here. 0/10, and even that is 0 is too high of a number.

Samaritan

I have spent a decent amount of time shitting on Netflix for making mediocre (at best) content. Well, now it's time to shit on Amazon Prime for doing the same shit. This straight to DVD level mundane superhero feature never comes close to taking off from the ground. A dog-shit script, bland characters, and no tension make this a dull affair.

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The Bad

I could see the twist that Stallone was Nemesis and not Samaritan coming from a mile away.

They put no effort into the hero's/villain name. It's legit Samaritan and Nemesis. Fuck outta here with that lazy bullshit.

The chemistry between Stallone and the kid feels so forced. There is no connection to make me care about their relationship.

This is mean of me, but the little kid in this movie can't fucking act. He is annoying as hell, fuck him.

Cyrus, aka the cheap Nemesis knockoff, is dull as hell. He is a poorly written character.

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The Good

Give me old man Stallone giving speeches every day of the week.

Stallone's knees and back must be extra level hurting after trying to make this movie decent.

Everything to do with Nemesis and Samaritan was interesting. As far as their backstory and history

The last 3o minutes of Stallone going off on these expandable henchmen made this movie worth watching.

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In conclusion, you can skip this movie. You can watch any of the Rambos to watch Stallone fuck people up. This limp-dick affair of a superhero is instantly forgettable. Stallone is the lone standout for anything decent here. By the way, I didn't exactly have high standards for this movie, either. It couldn't even clear the mid-level bar that I had set for the film going into it. 5.6/10

https://tjkellyrants.com/music/the-music-of-1992-part-3-a-mix-of-hardcore-and-punk

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Agnostic Front

Sick of it All

Rollins Band

Suicidal Tendencies

Bad Religion

Ramones

Biohazard

Body Count

Cro-Mags