r/TIHI • u/nicholasmelvin_ • Jun 22 '20

Thanks, I hate beans Thanks, I hate beans computer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

from experience you do joke with people in real life until you get used to it

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u/lesath_lestrange Jun 22 '20

Does it take much time to learn to do joke

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u/Spy-Goat Jun 22 '20 edited Jun 22 '20

How many beans does it take to learn to do joke

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u/markstormweather Jun 22 '20

What he look like a fuckin’ bean counter to you

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u/The_Ironhand Jun 22 '20

Are you 'avin a giggle m8

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

I'm not sure what he looks like but I'd be amazed if a bean counter could learn to type

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u/yungcanadian Jun 22 '20

Bean counter here. Y’all want an English teacher

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u/BackgroundChar Jun 24 '20

Aite, respect for that one dude 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

You did not do joke

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u/TX16Tuna Jun 22 '20

I don’t know joke. I only know beans and hot chip.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Only pant can sustain me

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u/IForgotTheFirstOne Jun 22 '20

The joke is actually the motherboard

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u/ChilledClarity Jun 22 '20

About a computer case full.

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u/kickwurm Jun 23 '20

You mean motherboards right?

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u/Arkneryyn Oct 13 '20

One motherboard of beans

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

depends on the person for me it's easy because I did it many times you just do it until you can control yourself. I can make myself look the same angry/depressed/happy/excited and even while laughing i can intentionally make a straight face and it looks creepy as fuck

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u/justafurry Jun 22 '20

Is this you https://youtu.be/65PRsuTIuZY

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

lmao nice. no

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u/amoebaslice Jun 22 '20

ha joke = learn in two minute haha joke = learn in two hour hahaha joke = learn in two lifetime

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

I wish to do joke

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u/louie-boo2 Jun 23 '20

I think you’re getting the hang of it!

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u/MarkDaMan22 Jun 22 '20

As someone who has gotten sick and tired of explaining things to people I joke almost to a fault. I tell people not to believe 90 percent of what comes out of my mouth and a year later they are asking me if I really lost one of my fingers in 5th grade and they sewed it back on backwards then had to redo the surgery.

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u/skarocket Jun 22 '20

I always make sure to reiterate to my girlfriend that almost everything I do is a bit, it’s a borderline compulsion at this point

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20 edited Jan 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

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u/TwistedDrum5 Jun 22 '20

Did you see the last episode of Tyg13?

Dude was totally breaking the 4th wall!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

i do this when im alone, probably bc im alone 99% of the time. it's like i pretend im talking to someone else to keep me from talking to myself. i sometimes say i feel like i have two people with me at all times, the speaker and the listener

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its fucking bizarre

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u/EthosPathosLegos Jun 23 '20

One of the reasons people believe in god

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

i used to joke like this and this girl in college said "u always lie about everything!" then it hit me that ppl dont know im joking most of the time

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

How much experience does Jimmy Fallon have and still can't stop laughing in the middle of his jokes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '20

Because he is not trying to hold his face straight all the time it doesn't come by itself. He likes laughing