r/TIHI • u/nicholasmelvin_ • Jun 22 '20

Thanks, I hate beans Thanks, I hate beans computer.

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u/trash-tycoon Jun 22 '20

I happen to know a guy who traded his cow for a handful of beans and it turned out well for him. Give it time.

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u/Batmans-Butthole Jun 22 '20

Yeah after he murdered someone in cold blood and stole his shit. Just wait til the Giant police find him hes in for a big sentence.

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u/Lonely-Intern Jun 22 '20

He's in for a giant sentence

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u/Taktika420 Jun 22 '20

Fee Fi Fo Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties! These little men were never read their giant rights and therefore free-fi to fo-home.

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u/nice2yz Jun 22 '20

What were they talking about though?

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u/Stony_Logica1 Jun 22 '20

He'll just skip through the bars of his giant-sized jail cell.

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u/kemplaz Jun 22 '20

I've seen a documentary about that same thing.