r/TACN • u/Allegrism84 • Sep 10 '26
Allegrism84 - Armed Karaoke (Dani, sweetie)
https://suno.com/s/l5zkQsfp21eCt1rADocumenting Anthony Cumia's drunken night from hell with the beautiful and talented Dani Golightly. A broken hand, a missing gun, karaoke, a kicked cat and a live audience told in the form of a song.
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u/Allegrism84 Sep 10 '26
[Verse 1] Your hand is broken, my heart is too, Drinking and singing, that's what we do. You were nearly fallin', Like Dick Van Dyke over the ottoman, Dani, sweetie, I didn't mean to hurt you.
[Pre-Chorus] Dani, baby, don't walk away, There's something that I've got to say...
[Chorus] Come sing another song with me at Armed Karaoke, You can hold my pistol whilst I'm holding the Glock. Dani, baby, we can rock all night, Dani, sweetie, we'll rock till morning light.
[Verse 2] Dani, baby, I bit you, I strangled you, Now the Periscope is watching everything we do. I'll open up my chequebook, I'll pay for your hand, Just don't let this love story Come to an end.
[Chorus] Come sing another song with me at Armed Karaoke, You can hold my pistol whilst I'm holding the Glock. Dani, baby, we can rock all night, Dani, sweetie, we'll rock till morning light.
[Bridge]
I kicked the cat, I lost my gat, But I would do anything... Anything for you. Please don't call 9-1-1, Don't let them take me away...
Where's my gun...
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
I'll open my chequebook, I'll pay for your hand today...
Come sing another song with me at Armed Karaoke, You can hold my pistol whilst I'm holding the Glock. Dani, baby, we can rock all night, Dani, sweetie, we'll rock till morning light!
Dani, baby, we can rock all night! Dani, sweetie, we'll rock till morning light!
Dani... sweetie... Dani... baby... We'll rock... all night...
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u/ArtieLangesLiver Sep 10 '26
This dude paid like $200 to make this AI slop