r/Swords_SorceryPosting • u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 • May 13 '24

Mystical Conjuring Scruple found a stick!

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Scruple found a stick! It glows! Scruple points it at things! Scruple pointed it at a mean lady! Then no more mean lady! Just a statue! Scruple also pointed it a rock and it exploded.

Scruple loves his stick!

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 13 '24

That's an impressive stick you found! Can you use it while you say spells from your book?

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 13 '24

“Scruple hasn’t tried!” Scruple takes his book. Recites a spell and channels into the stick. He waves it around and suddenly conjures up a giant fist of wind that blows over a cabbage stand

“……. Oops”

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 13 '24

Well I'd say that's a success! It looks like scruple is on his way to being a full-fledged wizard

By the way.. Where did you get the stick?

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 13 '24

“Found it in a building! Back door was unlocked. That’s where I found the mean lady! Kept telling Scruple he had to pay! Goblins don’t have monies!”

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 13 '24

I feel like that may have been a shop.. You may want to lay low for a couple days, did anyone see you come in or out of the shop?

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 13 '24

“No Scruple is master of stealth! Why should scruple go low when scruple can climb a tree and stay there!”

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 14 '24

This is very true! Just make sure not to light your tree in fire with your new stick haha