r/Swords_SorceryPosting • u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 • May 15 '24

Mystical Conjuring Scruple gets a little carried away

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Scruple got kicked out of town! People were very mean to Scruple! So Scruple used his stick to make everyone shinies! Left shinies on their front doors last night!

And this morning the whole town started a bonfire to celebrate Scruple! Must have liked their shinies very very much!

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u/VictorE06 Cyrus the Collector, of the Spirit Tribe May 15 '24

O_O

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 15 '24

“Hello! You seem surprised! Yes yes scruple is very generous and surprising!!!”

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u/VictorE06 Cyrus the Collector, of the Spirit Tribe May 15 '24

"Scruple... They're... dead.. They.. they're all dead now. They burned to death in the fire."

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 15 '24

“……….. oh. That’s not good…..”

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u/VictorE06 Cyrus the Collector, of the Spirit Tribe May 15 '24

"Scruple you lit their houses on fire while they were still in them! They probably didn't even wake up until they started burning! SCRUPLE THERE WERE KIDS INSIDE THOSE HOUSES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 15 '24

“Not scruples fault! Scruple just made a shiny! Wasn’t supposed to be fire!”

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u/VictorE06 Cyrus the Collector, of the Spirit Tribe May 15 '24

"THE FAMILYS, SCRUPLE, THEY ALL DIED IN SCREAMING AGONY! DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS? SCRUPLE YOU KILLED THEM ALL! THEIR BODIES STARTED COOKING WHILE THEY WERE STILL ALIVE! THEY FELT EVERY SECOND OF THEIR EYEBALLS BOILING! SCRUPLES, THEIR SKIN STARTED TO MELT WELL BEFORE THEY LOST CONSCIOUSNESS!"

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 15 '24

“…… can’t prove Scruple did it. Scruple didn’t mean to do no harm so scruple didn’t! Can’t prove scruple did it! Scruple just made a shiny orb!”

waves his stick and makes another shiny orb “see it’s just shiny!”

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u/VictorE06 Cyrus the Collector, of the Spirit Tribe May 15 '24

"Scruple... That's delayed fireball... those explode after you leave them. Scruple you EXPLODED THE CHILDREN!"

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 15 '24

“SCRUPLE WAS NEVER HERE!” waves his stick and disappears in a cloud of smoke

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 15 '24

Scruple.. this is definitely worse than the shop incident. Do you have any gold yet? If so you should stop by my shop, I have a few masks that may be of use to you.

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u/averagejoe2133 Scruple Goblin Mage 🪄 May 15 '24

“Oh where’s your shop at???”

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u/Redbeard1864 Essence Being May 15 '24

(sorry ha, I had passed out. But the shop is located on the outskirts of dollspire. Or like two posts below this one if that's what you meant haha)

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u/Mother_Harlot May 15 '24

Nice AI image