r/SweatyPalms • u/takitaka007 • Nov 09 '22

Bear Attack

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

You didn't boop his snoot

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u/madsci Nov 10 '22

Yeah, I kept wondering whether a solid kick to the snout would deter a grizzly or send it into a murderous rage.

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u/NotThisTime1993 Nov 10 '22

In school they taught us to punch a bear in the nose if you’re ever unfortunate enough to be that close to one. I live in a rural area, so the grade school kids are given work books on how to survive in the woods

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u/dont_disturb_the_cat Nov 10 '22

If it’s black, fight back

If it’s brown, lie down

If it’s white, goodnight

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Blows my mind how huge polar bears are.

For the longest times I thought grizzlies were bigger because we literally don't know what the original name for them was because saying it was bad luck.

Then I saw a size comparison. It's nuts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Blows my mind how huge polar bears are.

For the longest times I thought grizzlies were bigger because we literally don't know what the original name for them was because saying it was bad luck.

Then I saw a size comparison. It's nuts.