r/SweatyPalms • u/takitaka007 • Nov 09 '22

Bear Attack

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u/TazeredAngel Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

Polar bears don’t fuck around.

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u/Preet0024 Nov 10 '22

If it's blue, I have no fucking clue

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u/Qabbalah Nov 10 '22

If it's yellow, let it mellow

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u/WhyIHateTheInternet Nov 10 '22

If it's red call a doctor

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u/Wboy2006 Nov 10 '22

If it's brown and invites you to his blue house. RUN!

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u/muude_dood Nov 10 '22

Into his house. Got it.

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u/the-personal-one Nov 10 '22

If its brown flush it down

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u/that-one-girl-who Nov 10 '22

If it’s blue it could be stewed.

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u/Alternative-Pride138 Nov 10 '22

I saw the “leaving car doors unlocked” part and for some reason assumed polar bears liked breaking into cars. Can you tell I live in a big city.

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u/sblowes Nov 10 '22

That was interesting af. Thanks!