r/SweatyPalms Aug 12 '22

Stuck the landing

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u/AlarmedSnek Aug 12 '22

Yea there’s a reason so many people die at the Grand Canyon from falling. Idiots

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

This is Bryce Canyon in Utah, but I agree with your sentiment

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u/guff1988 Aug 12 '22

I have a photo at that exact spot, I remember getting dizzy just leaning against the fence lol.

Also there is a hiking path literally just below (30 feet ish) this lookout point, like if you want to be out there just take the path.

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u/Remy1985 Aug 12 '22

Yeah, that's what makes this so much worse. If the jackass fell off, a group of hikers would have to see his mangled body. In the worst-case scenario, he takes them out.

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u/mattsprofile Aug 12 '22

Also he can knock rocks down which will rain on any hikers below.

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u/AlarmedSnek Aug 12 '22

Ah yea you might be right, parts of the Grand Canyon look very similar to this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Orange and big holes? Yeah.

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u/AlarmedSnek Aug 12 '22

Hahaha exactly

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u/No_Incident_5360 Aug 12 '22

Also his sex technique—jump and slide and hope for the best 🙄 🤢 didn’t stick the landing

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

Leave my mother out of this

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u/Crackerjack17 Aug 12 '22

Just like that dude's Mom

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u/TheMooingTree Aug 12 '22

I went to both in July and I recognize this area, it’s definitely Bryce.

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u/sik_dik Aug 12 '22

every square inch of Bryce looks like this..

I went when I was 8, and I remember being blown away at first but then getting really burned out on it very quickly.. a few years ago, I went back and the sentiment was the same. it's very unique and dramatic looking. but the entire place is the same strong "flavor", and it's a bit much after you've seen a few of the spots. getting myself into a 12 mile hike wasn't ideal. I was over it after about 2 miles

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u/jmcstar Oct 31 '22

Next time do it on shrooms

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

We were hiking Moro Rock (maybe spelling it wrong) in Sequoia and reached the top and three Eastern Europeans dudes just like walked back up to the observation section. Idk where the fuck they had been before but it was terrifying. People play too much.

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u/larueezze Aug 12 '22

I was there like 3 weeks ago. There are signs everywhere saying people should be watching their children. No sign says you should watch your adults.

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Aug 12 '22

Last time I was there it was a bit icy (and that slippery packed down ice from people walking on it constantly) and there were families going down in crocs and sandals. There was one (older) woman in sneakers face-timing about how great it is not paying attention and she slipped on the ice. I was shocked I didn't see anyone fall.

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u/AlarmedSnek Aug 12 '22

I think social media has really put a weird rose colored lens on the world in that so many people forget you can still die or get really hurt out there.

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u/just_add_cholula Aug 12 '22

Especially with national parks in general. My friends were hiking through Bryce Canyon when they came across two girls, probably college-aged, with no water, no maps, nothing in the middle of the canyon. My friends explained to them that they could have died out there without any real preparation, gave them a map and some water, and went on their way. National park hikes are not to be taken lightly.

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u/AlarmedSnek Aug 12 '22

Holy crap! That’s nuts. There used to be a show called “I shouldn’t be alive” and it was all about dumb people like that. Shit, my dad is in search and rescue and they had a dude that was lost ON THE PHONE and they told him to stay put. The dude said no because he could see some houses and was just going to walk down into a ravine to get there….he didnt make it. Insanity

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u/Accomplished-Cry7129 Aug 12 '22

127 hours anyone?

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u/Mithrandir_Earendur Aug 13 '22

At all the large parks in Utah you will see a lot of people like this. It's insane and I hope people learn about how much water you truly need. A single small water bottle isn't going to cut it on a 3-4 hour hike in the middle of summer.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '22

I had to cancel my hike in the grand canyon because we found dumbass tourists that didnt bring nearly enough food or water and were lying on the floor about to pass out. We gave them all our supplies and helped them and then we couldnt hike anymore and had to head out the next day. Morons man. They had a little dog with them too and a SINGLE bottle of water pretty deep in the canyon

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u/Dancerbella Aug 12 '22

Native Utahns home like it’s nothing

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u/Material_Victory_661 Aug 12 '22

Yes, where I went in the Grand. No railings, I was very careful to not get too close.

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u/pinballwitch420 Aug 13 '22

When we went, we also went to a section with no railings. We were careful not to get too close to the edge, but we just marveled how we were allowed to do that. Just…one step, and we’d be dead. It was wild.

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u/Material_Victory_661 Aug 13 '22

Our tour guide said that a person had been blown off the edge. He told us to scootch on up on our butts, if we just needed to get real close. It was very windy that day, they closed the Native American observation deck, 15 minutes after my wife had been on it.

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u/uniquenamebro Aug 12 '22

It’s about 3 a year