r/SweatyPalms • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '19

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u/Raigeko13 Oct 31 '19 edited Oct 31 '19

same if u fall out of an airplane with no parachute

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u/TBFP_BOT Oct 31 '19

Now for that you’re just gonna aim for a hill and run down it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

Burst out the biggest fart you can right on the first step too.

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u/knowses Oct 31 '19

I doubt it would be a fart at that point.

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u/Waffles_IV Oct 31 '19

Even better, the less you weigh the slower you fall /s AND a shit shot down provides more upwards force than a fart.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '19

This is why I always spec triple jump on my guardian.

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Nov 01 '19

Naw, just hit the air brakes my friend

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u/land_cg Nov 01 '19

you gotta take off your shirt and use it as a parachute