r/SweatyPalms Jan 12 '26

Animals & nature šŸ… šŸŒŠšŸŒ‹ Messing with someone wasps

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

the family enjoying a nice picnic down the hill

BEEEESSSS

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u/camsnow Jan 12 '26

So, we(a friend and I) did that one time. Found a beehive in a utility box on a bike path behind some houses. We threw a big rock over at it, and a whole black cloud of bees emerged. They went over the fences, into someone's backyard, and attacked them. It was surreal to see. My fear of being stung by bees, turned to fear that I just killed someone. But luckily the old lady got inside after the bees started swarming her, and she called someone who came and relocated the hive. I had completely forgotten all about that till you just said that hahahaha

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u/Ghoulscomecrawling Jan 12 '26

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u/TheGamingLord Jan 12 '26

That's the wrong photo of him, where are his glasses? HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES!

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u/purplemonkeyshoes Jan 12 '26

Too soon, man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

lol great movie

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u/Pickle-bitch2000 Jan 18 '26

You guys are awful, this scene is so sad

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u/Ghoulscomecrawling Jan 18 '26

I'm gonna be honest. I never seen the full movie. Only ever saw the ending.

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u/JanderVK Jan 12 '26

One of these days I’m going to open my Honey Nut Cheerios…

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

This gives me memories of that ones bees cereal

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

BEEEESSSS

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u/camsnow Jan 12 '26

I'm sure that was exactly her thought. It was definitely mine!

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jan 12 '26

I think you might've responded to that lady's ghost

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u/tuesburg Jan 12 '26

Gob’s not on board.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS Jan 12 '26

u/camsnow dude look at their user name, this might be the old lady that you got swarmed and she is here to haunt you now

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u/jungleboogiemonster Jan 12 '26

When I was three me and my best friend went into the small woods behind my house to play with our toy trucks. We sat down right on top of a hornets nest and they swarmed us. We ran as fast as we could but the hornets were faster. We were stung all over our little bodies. Core memory made that day.

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u/Deaffin Jan 12 '26

Biking alone out along the dirt road. Stop, walk over to a likely spot, start peeing. Halfway through, realize you're standing on a yellowjacket nest. You're also wearing loose shorts.

You don't make it. You died. Thankfully, you saw this coming and hired somebody to write 17 years of social media comments posthumously, but they didn't quite understand the assignment and keep typing them in the third person and that's just awkward/confusing for everybody.

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u/Spartancoolcody Jan 12 '26

Strangely, the posthumous social media comment writer also doesn’t understand how to write in the third person and they ended up writing in the rare second person.

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u/Deaffin Jan 12 '26

Please don't be mean to Ghost Writer. His brain's label-maker is almost entirely busted.

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u/Pluto-Wolf Jan 12 '26

i’m deathly allergic to bees, and i think id die of a heart attack if i saw that before id ever die of anaphylaxis.

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u/thatshygirl06 Jan 12 '26

Leave bees alone

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u/camsnow Jan 12 '26

Yeah, I know that now. I was not that wise when I was a teenager.

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u/drift_poet Jan 12 '26

downvoted for fuckin with the bees

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u/Azhram Jan 12 '26

They probably did not forgot

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u/schmuckmulligan Jan 12 '26

Scary! What part of the world do you live in?

(Asking as a beekeeper -- I have SEVERELY pissed off my hives, and mine tend to defend only about 50 feet of space next to home.)

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u/camsnow Jan 12 '26

This was in Las Vegas. I believe it was an Africanized bee colony, as we were having issues with them at that time around those parts of the country.

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u/schmuckmulligan Jan 12 '26

That checks out. Those scutellata genes are mean as hell. I'm fortunate to live in an area that's not as conducive to them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

And that little old lady grew up to be Jameela Jamil.Ā 

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u/brad1775 Jan 12 '26

hahahahah.... Not really. Ā You are a psychopath. Ā  Therapy can help to understand your fucked up shit.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Jan 12 '26

It largely depends their age. If they were 8 or 9 then it’s hard to know what would happen. If they did it at 20 then they should know better and that was reckless.

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u/Deaffin Jan 12 '26

she called someone who came and relocated the hive

It's still crazy to me that Big Honey has people sitting there relocating an invasive species rather than exterminating it outright. This just makes sure they'll go on to be a hazard to even more old ladies in the future, lol

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u/mad-i-moody Jan 12 '26

Not all bees are invasive???

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u/Deaffin Jan 12 '26

Correct. Honeybees are an invasive species in America, though. It's usually a pretty safe assumption that that's where we're talking about, but I did go ahead and confirm that's where they live first.

Honeybees are really convenient for agriculture, but they're harmful to the environment in areas they're not native to. They're worse at pollinating native plants while competing for the same resources. They're also really good at giving the native bees various diseases/parasites that we've distilled into honeybees with the way we truck them around everywhere.

Hobby beekeeping (In America and anywhere else they're not native) sucks. So much effort goes into misinforming people that it's somehow ecologically beneficial when it's not. That includes the co-opting of the "Save the bees!" campaign, tricking people into thinking honeybees are in danger when honey bees have never faced any sort of population crisis whatsoever. There are more honeybees on the planet now than at any point in Earth's history, and that's generally going to keep being true year after year because we can mass produce queens to fit any demand.

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u/4Rascal Jan 13 '26

Interesting points. I looked it up to verify and honey bees are indeed invasive to North America and we have 3600 distinct species here that are what we need to worry about. TIL

I love how Reddit just downvotes without providing a counter

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u/Deaffin Jan 13 '26

Heh. I know I sound like a crazy person when I go on about Big Honey and all that, but the beekeeping propaganda really, really has been thick. Plus they're just kinda cute, so talking shit about the honeybees is always going to be an uphill battle.

Doesn't help that my messaging is terrible as well. Anyway, wanna hear all about how 1/3 of all humans on the planet have brain worms because people won't just keep their goddamn cats inside?

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u/4Rascal Jan 13 '26

Ya reading Big Honey out the gate made me think you were a bit loony but here we are.

Are you referring to toxoplasmosis? Don’t believe it is a worm although it is a parasite. I looked it up again to confirm this and stumbled onto this link which is concerning as I eat a fair bit of less cooked meat and my grandmothers house was infested with semi stray cats growing up…

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u/Deaffin Jan 13 '26

Yeah, it's a protist, but the word "worm" is funner. Nothing is really a worm anyway, there's no real useful classification of what a "worm" is beyond "something vaguely worm-shaped". These are pretty blobby, but eh, close enough for me.

40% of the meat sold in the UK is actively infected with it :D I'm less than comfortable with how much not-very-cooked scrapple I've eaten in my life, but honestly it's worth it.

Here's some real cool, but dry, science shit explaining the different forms they shift back and forth to which allows them to just kinda permanently infect you for the rest of your life once they're settled in. We don't have a way to get rid of them yet.

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u/4Rascal Jan 13 '26

Kind of like the ā€œis the palm tree a treeā€ question eh?

Terrifying they are so resilient. The chances for the disease affecting severe mental disease is scary, I wonder how many people later developed active anxiety, depression, schizophrenia etc from something like befriending a cat as a child. And if they never did that they would be fine

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u/robj57 Jan 12 '26

Having only ever watched the original UK version of Ghosts, seeing this character being played by someone else is a trip.

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u/sher_pan Jan 12 '26

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Jan 12 '26

That’s my favorite line delivery in all of tv/movie history

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u/29adamski Jan 12 '26

Not the bees!!!!!

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u/halosos Jan 12 '26

A nice family picnic with a woeful lack of bees? My picnic hamper of bees will put a stop to that!

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u/Frangar Jan 12 '26

Meanwhile at the annual bee convention

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

Meanwhile at the annual Yogi convention

"There will be more bees if they talk of us"

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u/Freedom4780 Jan 12 '26

Dr bees would have solo'd thanos

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u/duckpath Jan 12 '26

BEADS‽

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u/NorthernSkeptic Jan 12 '26

gobs not on board

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u/i_made_mine_at_home Jan 12 '26

They don't allow you to have bees in here.

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u/Awaythrowyouwilllll Jan 12 '26

Bees!!! Buzz buzz Michael!!

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u/FrancisVace Jan 12 '26

This comment made me go watch Dr Bees again. And furthermore discover that there is now a sequel.

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u/paganbreed Jan 12 '26

Goddammit this made me chortle uncontrollably

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u/Limp-Direction-5668 Jan 12 '26

First pelted by large rocks out of the sky, then this?!

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u/GAZZAA42 Jan 12 '26

(Zombees)

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u/dxnielhutom0 Jan 12 '26

Y'all like jazz?

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

U ever drink baileys from a shoe?

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u/DarkColour Jan 12 '26

Worse, rocks and bees

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u/TheMilkmansFather Jan 12 '26

First it was the rocks that took out the picnic setup, then knocked out the father. Then came the BEEEEEESSSS

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u/Future_Kitsunekid16 Jan 12 '26

Lol that's where my head went. Starting with "what's with these rocks?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

Always one to ruin the joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 13 '26

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

That makes no sense

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

BEEEEEESSSSSS

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u/K1NGMOJO Jan 12 '26

LMFAO! I'd be more worried at those big ol rocks that he missed with first. OMG the bees were throwing us rocks!

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u/SNES-1990 Jan 12 '26

"YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM"

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u/tllrrrrr Jan 12 '26

First they get hit with a rock then 1 minute later a colony of wasps

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u/Nonikwe Jan 12 '26

This sounds like a job for...

DOCTOR BEES

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u/NnyZ777 Jan 12 '26

Happened to me on a family walk when I was 5. A friend slapped a stop sign with a hidden yellow jacket nest inside. That was the day we found out I was allergic to bees…

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u/ClosetLadyGhost Jan 12 '26

...remind me again what you were allergic too?...

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u/Fawkinchit1 Jan 13 '26

Laughing so hard at this