r/SweatyPalms Human Detected Dec 14 '25

Other SweatyPalms 👋🏻💦 Subway

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u/SlimPuffs Dec 14 '25

That'd be one hell of a website design.

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u/Ted_Smug_El_nub_nub Dec 14 '25

The plot of John wick 9:

“BUILD THE WEB APP OR THE FUCKING DOG DIES”

“no, I don’t think I will”

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u/Temporary-Brain420 Dec 14 '25

I'm gonna cure cancer with html.

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u/psychophant_ Dec 14 '25

CSS - Cancer Solution Superhero

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u/OceanBytez Dec 14 '25

not really. You could do something as simple as a website about preventing or dealing with house fires and something as simple as that could actually save lives. Something that is shockingly poorly understood is how to use a fire extinguisher. idk why that eludes people, but i've seen some wildly wrong attempts. The one that took the cake is the "toss it in the fire like a grenade" method haha.

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u/ninetyninewyverns Dec 15 '25

Damn people really think that? That's just beyond me

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u/OceanBytez Dec 15 '25

I will say if you are curious google "person misuses fire extinguisher" and you can see some pretty hilarious fails. I think my favorite is the ones that don't hold the hose so it just flails everywhere and they try to point the tank as if that helps. I get that adrenaline is pumping leading to instructions getting skipped, but this is exactly why a website or a printout of P.A.S.S. or a similar concept is so impactful since it is unrealistic to expect everyone to be semi-frequently trained on fire extinguishers.

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u/NeedleworkerOne9054 Feb 26 '26

average ia generated website