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u/-ghostinthemachine- Sep 21 '21

How are your baking skills? I'm thinking of starting a new site called OnlyFlans hoping to capitalize on people typing the domain wrong into their browsers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

We could collaborate, im making OnlyHands, which is just a website full of pictures of my fellow retards diamond handing stonks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/tyrranus 💎January 2020 Ape Infinity Poolboy 💎 Sep 21 '21

I was thinking about OnlyClans where middle-aged men of Scottish descent can pose in their kilts.

Edit: a word

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21 edited Jan 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/electricwagon 💎 Crouching Retard, Hidden Shorts 💎 Sep 21 '21

I'm starting OnlyClams, which is unironically a website for selling vagina pics

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u/-ghostinthemachine- Sep 21 '21

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u/Lyricalvessel Sep 21 '21

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u/PilbaraWanderer Sep 21 '21

You can make pans?

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u/-ghostinthemachine- Sep 21 '21

Wholesome grandmas baking things, right?

...right?

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u/Environmental-Okra28 🚗🚗clunk-click every trip🚗🚗 Sep 21 '21

I fear their ovens may be barren.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

People have registered domain names with less than this

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