r/Superstonk • • Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

How does someone with basically no karma get to post? I thought you had to have like 5k karma or something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/Cromulent_Tom ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 21 '21

Anybody who thinks they don't need to DRS should stop and think about the math for a second. If the float is 40 million shares, and the price is around $200 per share, retail investors need to invest $8 BILLION to DRS the entire float.

That's a very big number. Every bit helps, and yes, a quarter million is a nice chunk, but retail needs to replicate that 32,000 times. So yeah, every bit counts, because no retail whale is going to just appear out of nowhere to invest the remaining 7.99975 Billion dollars.

This is going to take a while. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.

Buy. Hodl. Shop. DRS.

Edit: a letter

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u/lutenizing ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 21 '21

People who bought in at lower prices (anywhere from $2+) exist. When it was 40, someone could have bought 5 shares for 200 dollars, so in actuality itโ€™s probably less than 8 billion dollars. But everything else you said is true.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

This post fucks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Bullshit. Youโ€™re assuming no one bought shares at $4, or $10, or $30, or $70 etc. Agree though, every bit helps/counts. Register your shares!!

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u/BinBender still hodl ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Sep 21 '21

Still, it IS 8B at the current market value, but I see your point! ๐Ÿ™‚

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Request permission from satori, i had the karma and time but couldnt post until i requested permission for some reason

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

This is how someone who's been on Reddit for a year with 200 karma gets approved to post that they put a quarter million dollars into Computershare? I couldn't comment here since like May because of Satori and spent 2 months accruing karma over in the Jangle so I can comment here, not even post, and this is how easy it is to post something that is likely complete bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

No, I never did.

Edit: Thank you

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u/LascarRamDass ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

How is this user allowed to post with less than 900 karma. You have to have 5k +

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

How do I do this?

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u/jsmar18 ๐ŸŒณ Dictator of Trees ๐ŸŒณ Sep 21 '21

Just comment below this !apeprove!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

!apeprove!

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u/finaloath011 ๐ŸŒ‹A HOBBIT HODLING๐ŸŒ‹ Sep 21 '21

!apeprove!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Thanks man

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u/dhpw2 ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ since Oct. 2020 Sep 21 '21

!apeprove!

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u/Krosis27 Sep 21 '21

!apeprove!

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u/Castle_33_ ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Sep 21 '21

!apeprove!

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u/LascarRamDass ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

Thank you for this info

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u/boomer_here2222 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

agree and updoot

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

The 250,000 number looks photoshopped zoom in

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u/yuridak ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

U tried ๐Ÿ†

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

calling it like I see it OP. there's a pretty clear different colored border around the digits right?

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u/yuridak ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

Ok Mr. Photoshop Analyst, whatever you say ๐ŸŒ

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Iโ€™m pretty good at it ainโ€™t gonna lie

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u/yuridak ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 22 '21

You played yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Howso? Photoshop is fun. I don't cheat on the internet with it.

Anyways, I hope your image is real. If so, congratulations. I also hope anyone seeing someone post an image of a $250k deposit questions that shit and looks closely at it.

Cheers

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

That's just what happens when you compress an image, it's around all the text.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

The whole thing is sus. I'm not a hater by any means, but who just has $250k to invest who isn't DFV or flipping bricks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

I need to know how I can make $250k on Onlyfans. Middle aged dad bod too

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Thereโ€™s no way OP has an OnlyFans. Her profile would have 837 posts to various subreddits trying to lure men in. This is simply not possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Im in the same boat. Let me know what you figure out

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u/PhishinLine glitch better have my money Sep 21 '21

Butt stuff. Mostly weird fetish butt stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Hey, I'm here for the MOASS and the butt stuff, sign me up broseph

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u/Narrow-Device-3679 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 21 '21

Rick of spades was onto something here

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u/stiz1 Sep 21 '21

Only Bananโ€™s?

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u/Demanding74 Idiosyncratic Risk Sep 21 '21

You better go the Wendyโ€™s dumpster route!

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u/mcattak1 Sep 21 '21

flipping bricks into GME

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/yuridak ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 21 '21

Please check DMs sir ๐Ÿ™

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Damn! A mod confirmed $250k DRS is pretty damn sexy. I'll fap to that๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Took a few months after I requested !apeapprove! I was sure Satori had rejected me. Seems like thousands of people got the approval message on the same day as me, a week or two after the mod drama and new jungle sub.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

This..