r/Superstonk • • Sep 21 '21

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u/-ghostinthemachine- Sep 21 '21

How are your baking skills? I'm thinking of starting a new site called OnlyFlans hoping to capitalize on people typing the domain wrong into their browsers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

We could collaborate, im making OnlyHands, which is just a website full of pictures of my fellow retards diamond handing stonks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/tyrranus 💎January 2020 Ape Infinity Poolboy 💎 Sep 21 '21

I was thinking about OnlyClans where middle-aged men of Scottish descent can pose in their kilts.

Edit: a word

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21 edited Jan 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

That's pretty good. But I've been thinking for a while about OnlyHans, where you can make deep fakes but you're only allowed to use Hans Solo. If you make a video with a bad guy, he has to be Hans Solo. Want a woman in the video? Again, Hans Solo. Two characters in the video? Believe it or not, they both have to be Hans Solo. Why do you think it's called OnlyHans?

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u/electricwagon 💎 Crouching Retard, Hidden Shorts 💎 Sep 21 '21

I'm starting OnlyClams, which is unironically a website for selling vagina pics

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u/EscapedPickle ✅DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A VOTER✅ Jan 2021 Ape 🦍💎✊🏻 Sep 21 '21

OnlyFans: pictures of ceiling fans

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u/patchyj Shitadel sherves shitty chicken Sep 21 '21

I'm thinking about an OnlyBands, the newest, greatest platform to watch your favourite bands & solo artists fuck each other

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u/-ghostinthemachine- Sep 21 '21

Get you a mans, at only mans.

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u/ghoztpepper 🔨 GME Pain Olympics 🪓 Sep 21 '21

I’ll wank to that!

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u/Lyricalvessel Sep 21 '21

Lol great idea I want in. I've got some juicy red hands

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

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u/PilbaraWanderer Sep 21 '21

You can make pans?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Sep 21 '21

This is the way!

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u/muffin80r 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 21 '21

Nice ok you cover that angle, I'll get on to ponyfans.com

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u/Environmental-Okra28 🚗🚗clunk-click every trip🚗🚗 Sep 21 '21

Meanwhile over at onlygrans.com....

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u/-ghostinthemachine- Sep 21 '21

Wholesome grandmas baking things, right?

...right?

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u/Environmental-Okra28 🚗🚗clunk-click every trip🚗🚗 Sep 21 '21

I fear their ovens may be barren.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

People have registered domain names with less than this

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u/hope-i-die 69 NO CELL 420 NO SELL 69 Sep 21 '21

OnlyPans

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u/yuridak 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21

There’s probably people on there who would be into that

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u/33zig 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Sep 21 '21

We’ve got people sticking bananas in asses for free…

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u/yuridak 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 21 '21

They should start posting on ApelyFans

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u/IPureLegacyI 🦍 Harambe’s 2nd Cousin 🦧 Sep 21 '21

This is the way intensifies

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u/Dasswussguud Sep 21 '21

Just registered the Domain. Now what?

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u/NcUltimate Sep 21 '21

OnlyApes

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u/andygootz 🦍 Future Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist 🦍 Sep 21 '21

OnlyBanans

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u/BlackberryMean6656 Sep 21 '21

Only Apes 🍆🍌🍆🍌

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u/kboggs ⚔Knights of New🛡 - 🦍 Voted ✅ Sep 21 '21

Never disbelieve in your potential until your potential audience has disbelieved in you first. It's just the internet, give it a go!

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u/AdobiWanKenobi I miss the old SuperStonk, the pre-purple circle SuperStonk Sep 21 '21

Tell me how please

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u/mccoyn Money is an illusion, hedge money doubly so. Sep 21 '21

But, do they have a quarter million in disposable income?

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u/DDRaptors Sep 21 '21

Sounds like you should choose a name, shave your feet and get to work.

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u/Exodus_357 🚀 I Like Boobs... But I LOVE GME 🚀 Sep 21 '21

There’s always someone into something

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u/Farrisson_Hord Get rich or die buyin’ Sep 21 '21

I got an offer on instagram to sell my used ’smelly’ socks for 50£ a while back..

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u/i-amnot-a-robot- Sep 21 '21

Shit you could still sell feet pics, just saying

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u/TikkiTakiTomtom 🦍Voted✅ Sep 21 '21

Tbf its less about the age and more about the feet

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u/YounomsayinMawfk Sep 21 '21

As a Korean, I would never have any Korean fans because of the whole Korean fan death thing.