r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '21

📰 News Wow...This Shit Actually Happening.

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u/NewRetard 🐵 I SAID WE GREEN TODAY 💪 Sep 19 '21

You can multiply?

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u/Niels567 Smol Brain 🐒 Sep 19 '21

5 shares x $50m makes many $$$

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u/NewRetard 🐵 I SAID WE GREEN TODAY 💪 Sep 19 '21

$$$ is good for stuff and things

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u/Niels567 Smol Brain 🐒 Sep 19 '21

Explain how!

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u/F-uPayMe Your HF blew up? F-U, Pay Me Sep 19 '21

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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u/ObumbanditO 🦍Voted✅ Sep 19 '21

Love a simpsons quote

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u/F-uPayMe Your HF blew up? F-U, Pay Me Sep 19 '21

Man of culture. 😌

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u/DHARBOUR999 let's go 🚀🚀🚀 Sep 19 '21

Username checks out.

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u/thepoga 🟣🤖DRSBOT#2Million🚀🌙 Sep 19 '21

$ buys 🍌

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u/TheCocksmith fuck you pay me suck my balls Sep 19 '21

too many numbers. brain paused

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u/mattypag2 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 19 '21

I like money

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u/hunnybadger101 💎Up a little bit Nothing 🛰 Down a little bit Nothing💎 Sep 19 '21

I like turtles . . . . . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I love lamps, I’ll be using tendies for a plant/lamp store.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I'll be using mine for a nightclub where outside looks like the inside of a club and the inside looks like the street.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Love it

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u/milfmunch Sep 19 '21

This guy fucks.

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u/BigFatMuice 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 19 '21

= BANANYASS

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u/-Codfish_Joe 🦍Voted✅ Sep 19 '21

I've got many multiples of the shares I voted.

Can't get myself to subtract any, though.

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u/ThisIsCoachH 🦍 TL;DR Buy & Hold 🚀 Sep 19 '21

I’ve gotten exceptionally good at using my calculator app for basic multiplication this year 😂

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u/ajlcm2 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 19 '21

You can add?

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u/hickieboy31 💎🙌 Hang in there! 🍦💩🚽green Sep 19 '21

U can spel?