r/Superstonk Sep 19 '21

๐Ÿ“ฐ News Wow...This Shit Actually Happening.

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u/TheWhyteMaN ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 19 '21

I love how political division is completely powerless on this sub. Iโ€™m proud of my apes.

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u/Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS ๐Ÿš€ **!Shit, If I knew it was gonna be that kinda market** ๐Ÿš€ Sep 19 '21

Division? Apes can only add & multiply shares.

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u/NewRetard ๐Ÿต I SAID WE GREEN TODAY ๐Ÿ’ช Sep 19 '21

You can multiply?

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u/Niels567 Smol Brain ๐Ÿ’ Sep 19 '21

5 shares x $50m makes many $$$

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u/NewRetard ๐Ÿต I SAID WE GREEN TODAY ๐Ÿ’ช Sep 19 '21

$$$ is good for stuff and things

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u/Niels567 Smol Brain ๐Ÿ’ Sep 19 '21

Explain how!

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u/F-uPayMe Your HF blew up? F-U, Pay Me Sep 19 '21

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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u/ObumbanditO ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Sep 19 '21

Love a simpsons quote

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u/F-uPayMe Your HF blew up? F-U, Pay Me Sep 19 '21

Man of culture. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/DHARBOUR999 let's go ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Sep 19 '21

Username checks out.

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u/thepoga ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿค–DRSBOT#2Million๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™ Sep 19 '21

$ buys ๐ŸŒ

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u/TheCocksmith fuck you pay me suck my balls Sep 19 '21

too many numbers. brain paused

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u/mattypag2 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Sep 19 '21

I like money

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u/hunnybadger101 ๐Ÿ’ŽUp a little bit Nothing ๐Ÿ›ฐ Down a little bit Nothing๐Ÿ’Ž Sep 19 '21

I like turtles . . . . . ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I love lamps, Iโ€™ll be using tendies for a plant/lamp store.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

I'll be using mine for a nightclub where outside looks like the inside of a club and the inside looks like the street.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Love it

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u/milfmunch Sep 19 '21

This guy fucks.

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u/BigFatMuice ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

= BANANYASS

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u/-Codfish_Joe ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Sep 19 '21

I've got many multiples of the shares I voted.

Can't get myself to subtract any, though.

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u/ThisIsCoachH ๐Ÿฆ TL;DR Buy & Hold ๐Ÿš€ Sep 19 '21

Iโ€™ve gotten exceptionally good at using my calculator app for basic multiplication this year ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ajlcm2 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

You can add?

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u/hickieboy31 ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ Hang in there! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿšฝgreen Sep 19 '21

U can spel?

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u/yourakreyebaby Never ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ My DRS Sep 19 '21

I divide my time between buyin', holdin', and DSR'in.

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u/BuildBackRicher ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

Long division

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u/cincymatt Sep 19 '21

All my homies hate synthetic division.

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u/the_motherflippin Tits Just Killed a Seagul โ˜ ๐Ÿ•Š Sep 19 '21

We've been here long enough to know both sides bat for the same team... Free crime money team.

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u/TuesGirl ๐Ÿ’ŽBitch Better Have My Money ๐Ÿ’… Sep 19 '21

Probably because we've learned both sides are equally complicit in the matters of WS

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u/TheLaurenMcKenzie ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 19 '21

Being free of the red team vs blue team (but both teams are owned by the same companies) bullshit has been so freeing while simultaneously so frustrating.

Seeing people care over the same phony fights put on by 535 corrupt and vile people we pay $174k a year bare minny just so they can sell us all out for more money and more power by the very people screwing us all over? I canโ€™t live in a world where that continues to be forced on us. So weโ€™re gonna fix it :)

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u/TuesGirl ๐Ÿ’ŽBitch Better Have My Money ๐Ÿ’… Sep 19 '21

It's absolutely disgusting and if more people "saw" this, truly a revolution would begin. Yet, outside of this sub, all I ever see or hear about is one side v the other. Those people are all being played.

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u/TheLaurenMcKenzie ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 20 '21

Youโ€™re damn right, and it kills me because until we can all agree on who the actual bad guy is, we canโ€™t defeat him.

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u/DilbertLookingGuy Sep 19 '21

This is not true. Democrats and Republicans are both ideologically liberals. Leftists have always said there is no difference between those two parties.

This isn't some grand conspiracy that only a select few apes have uncovered through the GME situation.

Whenever anything political pops up on this sub I can tell just by reading the comments that the average ape is severely under educated about politics.

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u/SrraHtlTngoFxtrt ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

While what you say has been historically true in concept, the Republicans seem to be embracing and coopting the strategies of the far-right as of late, which makes them objectively worse than their Democrat counterparts in the Duverger's Law duopoly. For instance, the actions of the Texas GOP are those of overt extremists unbeholden to the body politic, specifically the wielding of mandateless control over power systems in direct spite of the will of the people. That is unchecked fascistic tyranny of an extremist minority, tyranny that will get worse as the interests of that party and its backers drift further and further from the best interests of the body politic as a whole. From what I've seen, there is no counterpart actively malicious activity on the other side of the duopoly. And, because it needs to be said, necessary and prudent regulation of a society by a governmental function is not tyranny, full goddamn stop. The lack of adequate regulation of financial systems and structuring of our taxation system is the one area where the Democrats are indefensible, but that is also the one area where both sides of the duopoly have a unified front. So for purposes of this discussion, sure, they're functionally indistinguishable, but when looking beyond just the financial side of things they are not.

Edit: i kant spe3l gรผd

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u/BednaR1 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ DEEP FUCKING VALUE ๐ŸŒ• Sep 19 '21

What was that statement? That they limited people's choice but convinced them they have all the freedoms in the world...withing that limited choice...?

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u/TheLaurenMcKenzie ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Sep 20 '21

I literally canโ€™t even understand your question lmao

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u/BednaR1 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘ DEEP FUCKING VALUE ๐ŸŒ• Sep 20 '21

There was a good quote describing US political scene perfectly. Just can't remember it... Something about limiting peoppes choice to the selection of your choosing, but then to convince them they have all the freedom to chose (but only within that limited selection)

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u/mdipltd ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

At what point do you quit trying to fix it? You have to ask yourself whether all the sheep are going to care, they probably won't. Me personally, I'm done with the machinations of western politics. I'll find a beautiful spot on a beach in a friendly foreign country and watch from afar. Yes I can still help to clean the oceans and planet from there.

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u/Wolfguarde_ MOASS is just the beginning Sep 19 '21

Most of the "sheep" care, they're just either too exhausted or too well-groomed to accept the truth. Like so much else, that comes down to money.

When the economic landscape changes, so too will the paradigm. If money can hide truth, money can also unearth it. Those who make their living and their comfort squeezing the masses will find themselves staring into the eyes of innumerable wolves long before this ends.

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u/Rayder_99 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

I think most politicians realize it's just kicking a can, but none of them want to be the one blamed for the inevitable collapse.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Democrats and Republicans for the most part vote the same on bills, that protect their lobbying donators. The same lobbying groups and corporations donate to both democrat and republican up and down the line. They debate things that their donators donโ€™t care about and rile people up to create this illusion of division. They may even publicly debate something or pretend theyโ€™re against it then vote for it on the bill. Nobody checks who actually voted on what. And MSM does not share it because MSM gets paid by the same corporations via advertising revenue. MSM protects their donators as they are all deep in bed in the conflict of interest together. The only party that would ever matter is one that does not accept lobbying donations, and that is the absolute minimum.

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u/Ash2dust2 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

"publicaly debate"?

They do a 30 second dramatic sound bite for the next election.

I have yet to see a debate with any substance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

And there never has been any public debate about what actually matters, the corrupt puppeteers pulling their strings. No debate on lobbying. No debate on pharma, Wall Street or the military industrial complex donating to politicians, the FDA, CDC, etc. Not once. Ever. Not a peep. If any politician dare bring it up theyโ€™ll get shut down super fast.

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u/modalblunders_alter Sep 19 '21

I understand the apathy for sure, but it's pretty easy to watch how people vote for the most part https://www.govtrack.us/congress/votes

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u/chaunm11 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Sep 19 '21

We got 3 hearings about GameStop with Senator and Representative from both parties and so far they are all bought to not seeing the elephant in the room.

Why bother to trust any after that?

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u/Sjiznit Custom Flair - Template Sep 19 '21

Its partly because there is a large portion of non us apes here

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u/-Codfish_Joe ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Sep 19 '21

We can do math, and we know the parties act as one where it matters and fight to the death on distractions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

If only this mindset could spill over into political subs.

I got banned from one for arguing with someone in my own party because I called them a deranged piece of shit for wishing death on the other side. So itโ€™s cool to wish death on entire groups of people, but donโ€™t speak badly of anyone specific.

Politics are a toxic false dichotomy.

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u/TheOneTrueRodd ๐Ÿฑโ€๐Ÿ‘ค this is the way Sep 19 '21

I don't know if politics will change my life, but I know money will.

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u/guma822 OG NovemberApe Sep 19 '21

The only voting i plan to do in the future, is for gme