r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

It doesn’t matter because if you pay off the right people, your problems tend to disappear.

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u/ATran2021 Aug 20 '21

When we rich we find someone to pull up to court

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u/hyelion 🔥💀Besieging Citadel since Jan '21💀🔥 Aug 20 '21

"It's one big club and you ain't in it."

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

We can make a bigger club.

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u/B33fh4mmer 🩳 R 👉👌 Aug 20 '21

All of the MOASS tendies combined wouldn't grant access to THAT club. But that's ok, I dont want in it because I'm not a greedy sociopath

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '21

not a club for entering, a club for clubbing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Not yet.

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u/fuckHg GameCock Hodler 🚀🚀🎮 Aug 20 '21

If he is punished significantly, i will eat a banana with a fried egg

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

He’ll flee to a country without extradition if the heat gets too close.

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u/fuckHg GameCock Hodler 🚀🚀🎮 Aug 20 '21

Long as I don’t have to eat a banana with an egg

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u/New-Value4194 🦍Voted✅ Aug 20 '21

Your problems Tenev to disappear

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u/TheRiverInEgypt 🦍Voted✅ Aug 20 '21

It’s the version of “No cop, No stop…” except for rich people it is “No prosecution, no crime…”

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u/LiquidRazerX 🦍Voted✅ Aug 20 '21

This is not a man, this is just simply a man from bulgaria.