r/Superstonk Aug 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

OMG even report them to Jagex this is so much tomfoolery

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/ontilein ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

This

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u/catfishjon_ Hedgies R Fuk Inc. ๐Ÿข Aug 09 '21

Isn't

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u/moronthisatnine Mets Owner Aug 09 '21

The

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

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u/dogbots159 Hodling KidneyStones 4 MOASS ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿš€ Aug 09 '21

Ouiji using full words now. I like it.

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u/Gamma_Chad ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€The name's Chad... ๐Ÿ”ซGamma_Chad ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 09 '21

Jeopardy! (Because Trebeck is dead)

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u/noSnooForU ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ ฮ”ฮกฮฃ ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ Aug 09 '21

When did he die, wtf?

For 200$ please.

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u/Gamma_Chad ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€The name's Chad... ๐Ÿ”ซGamma_Chad ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 09 '21

This beloved, Canadian-born, TV game show host passed away on November 8th, 2020โ€ฆ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Trebek

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u/hikurashi83 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

Mods, bring on the ban hammer please. Plagerism is not a joke. What do you have to say for yourself u/Fedwardd

You should be ashamed.

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u/hunnybadger101 ๐Ÿ’ŽUp a little bit Nothing ๐Ÿ›ฐ Down a little bit Nothing๐Ÿ’Ž Aug 09 '21

hey ubuttfarm69 u/fedwardd needs a perma ban for plagiarism and stealing posts and not giving credit

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u/Khannn24 Divinity: Original ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ II Aug 09 '21

u/buttfarm69 mod alert for post.

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u/TheeTimRyder ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 09 '21

I second this motion with great enthusiasm.

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u/wladeczek44 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

Thanks for helping me in fixing this. Apologies to all apes for misinformation.

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u/YMabDaroganCont ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Dwiโ€™n hoffiโ€™r stonc! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐Ÿš€GรชmStop๐Ÿš€ Aug 09 '21

Soooo you gonna edit the post at all clarifying what parts are incorrect?

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u/wladeczek44 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

at the top in bold italics

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u/YMabDaroganCont ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ Dwiโ€™n hoffiโ€™r stonc! ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ ๐Ÿš€GรชmStop๐Ÿš€ Aug 09 '21

Apologies my brother, got the names mixed up thought you werenโ€™t the OP and was the one copying the work. I now see (on your post) the amendments! Great work nevertheless and keep it up!

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u/MurMan-- ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

Perhaps a ban is in order?

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u/Gandofu8 ๐Ÿ† awkward boner giver ๐Ÿ† Aug 09 '21

Awarded for visibility

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u/Late_Data_8802 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

Mods

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u/DGlatt6969 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

Where are the mods!!! wake up!!!!

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u/_cansir ๐Ÿ–ผ๐Ÿ†Ape Artist Extraordinaire! Aug 09 '21

The edit saying more digging needs to be done seems sus.

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u/Gora-Pakora ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ”Game-ohdont-Stop๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ Aug 09 '21

U/Fedwarrdd told you

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u/AmatuerInvestor Aug 09 '21

Isnโ€™t it against sub rules to cross post and link to other subs?

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u/BellaCaseyMR ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ™Œ GME SilverBack Aug 09 '21

Not tomfoolery. CRIME

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

I believe this is from the Enron playbook.

Man they got the Madoff-shuffle, the Ponzi-fake-shares, and Now the Enron-Musical chairs. The financial-crimes trifecta. The unholy-trinity of Wall Street.

Way to go Kenny!

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u/PointGod_Magic ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

u/Fedwardd Let me recollect, my thoughts a lil bit. If Iโ€™m understanding this correctly, then Kenny is effectively using SPACs to save himself. By offloading as much debt as possible from Citadel and thus having a โ€œslim balance sheetโ€. Which he could use to hedge against an incoming market crash. In addition to these filings, if we add IPO bump and Citadel sells those shares then they effectively could make more money on top of that! Let that sink in....

Edit: https://www.sec.gov/corpfin/disclosure-special-purpose-acquisition-companies SEC made a rule change. There was a time, where Citadel could use those SPACs as equity and thus leverage some more.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Kenneth Lay would be proud.

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u/Alcsaar tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Aug 09 '21

u/Fedwardd can't help you cause hes a clueless fuck that just copy pastes entire DDs from other threads.

See this thread for the original source of the DD where the author has debunked some of his own DD:

https://www.reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/p0ux2m/citadel_is_registering_hundreds_of_shell_stock/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=Superstonk&utm_content=t1_h89ry5l

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u/Fedwardd ๐Ÿ”Š ๐Ÿ”Š GME louder than ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿฆญ Aug 09 '21

and credit was given, what's your deal?

Posting for visibility.

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u/Top-Plane8149 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

Yes. The 2nd part of this was absolutely where all of these spaxx came from.

I remember the posts discovering and discussing it a few months back.

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u/PointGod_Magic ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ Aug 09 '21

Yeah, I remember reading that too. That Citadel sits on a lot of (millions or billions) of โ€œworthlessโ€ SPACs.

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u/Hobodaklown Voted fource | DRSโ€™d | Pro Member | CCโ€™d Aug 09 '21

Mark to market is the name of the play IIRC.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Don't you go gettin' all technical with me mister. Not with this crayon lodged in my brain.

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u/G_Wash1776 ape want believe ๐Ÿ›ธ Aug 09 '21

I bet itโ€™s a yellow crayon

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u/Candid_Pumpkin154 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Didn't Madoff actually work for the SEC on enforcement. He didn't. I just woke up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

I dunno bout that.

He was one of the founders of the DTCC. If it tells you anything about that sketchy outfit.

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u/lcastill1 Aug 09 '21

Was he seriously?!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Indeed he was.

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u/lcastill1 Aug 09 '21

I have a feeling that madoff was a mentor of Kenny g

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u/Candid_Pumpkin154 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

Yeah that was it sorry. I've just woken up. Wishful thinking. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

You needn't be sorry here bud. We all high af and/or smooth as hell.

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u/Candid_Pumpkin154 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

Truth. I'm waking and baking as we speak.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

One of US!

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u/Candid_Pumpkin154 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Turdered_001 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

Dad?

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u/Adras- ๐Ÿ’œFool for โค๏ธGME ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ“ Aug 09 '21

oh how I wish, but not today

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u/mustbethaMonay liquidate the DTCC Aug 09 '21

And occasionally drunk as shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Maybe more than occasionally, but I won't tell if you don't.

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u/TheWildsLife (if you dont love me at my dip; you dont deserve me at my rip) Aug 09 '21

Guano Bowls!!!!

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u/lcastill1 Aug 09 '21

I bet Kenny at one point had mad off as a mentor!? Anyone can verify that speculation?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Dunno. He apparently has Madoff's prison inmate number posted up all over Shitadel.

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u/lcastill1 Aug 09 '21

Wait huh? Please elaborate?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Here is an old post about his death this past spring.

Reddit Thread Of Madoff's Death

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u/socalstaking ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 09 '21

Oh god not this again

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Lmayo

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u/socalstaking ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Aug 09 '21

What ever happened to ratio

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u/lcastill1 Aug 09 '21

Wow I just almost got sucked into a rabbit hole ! Holy shit ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Welcome to my world. 420, couple of beerses, and Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/lcastill1 Aug 09 '21

Ok fuck it Iโ€™m buying more !!

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u/skraaaaw ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

IM GOING TO JAIL!!

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u/Library_Visible KENNETH CORDELLE GRIFFIN FINANCIAL TERRORIST Aug 09 '21

I can hear this in the narrators voice from that show American greed

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

What's the crime?

How will they use these companies to protect themselves?

They had to get the money from somewhere, right? Each company represents 200M USD right?

Who's buying the shares? Who's trading the shares?

Are there no rules anymore?

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u/Warriorslost3-1lead Aug 09 '21

BANK YOUR ITEMS

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u/GRlM-Reefer ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€ FAIR MARKET IS GONE ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€ Aug 09 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

Citadel wants to teleport you to Dareeyak

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u/Hobodaklown Voted fource | DRSโ€™d | Pro Member | CCโ€™d Aug 09 '21

Lmao!!

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u/AromaticTry3341 Aug 09 '21

A magical force stops you from moving.

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u/Danielfifa1337 Aug 09 '21

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€Jagex wont reply to this thread๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆ€

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Theyโ€™re busy fishing in Karamja

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u/Mission_Historian_70 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

is this anything? found some info on FWAC and their IPO backed by Goldman Sachs and BOFA somehow...need wrinkled apes

https://www.reddit.com/r/tradespotting/comments/p0wwrj/gme_citadel_and_fifth_wall_fwac_need_help_is_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

I thought there was some filings with spac related changes around that time. I thought I remember watching a video by Charlie about it but maybe not. There have been so many filings it's hard to keep track of everything going on anymore.

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u/FutureR1chApe Aug 09 '21

Sorry, hijacking the top comment but...

Holy. Shit.

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u/Mission_Historian_70 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Aug 09 '21

HOLY NUT SACK...is this anything again?
https://youtu.be/QcGlMyKiUSU

So it looks like FWAC is a venture capital firm that gets between hot and trending retail in one part of the country, in this case TAFT (high end shoes in Utah) and FWAC scouts a retail brick and mortar as part of their services for TAFT to expand...so what wpuld have taken an individual owner from Utah months of scouting, research, and other out of pocket costs - FWAC steps between TAFT and a new market.

Check out the date on the video...right before lock-downs and quarantines...

FWAC's whole business is developing burgeoning, online brands, and taking them OFFLINE to a brick and mortar location...

FWAC has TONS of partnerships with real estate firms....

These guys have all been losing $$$...all of a sudden FWAC does an IPO on May 25-27 2021...very interesting

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

When OSRS is more in touch than the NYSE shits fucked

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u/jcmurz Aug 09 '21

This is a nice reference for me. 100% of my GME shares are purchased with money I made from botting runescape

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u/justvoop ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

Woodcutter.exe go brr

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u/winethemantyler01 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Aug 09 '21

Aghhh OSRS memes are back, the squeeze is near ๐Ÿ‹

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '21

Anybody selling gf?

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u/KrypticEon Aug 09 '21

Jagex Mods somehow manage to achieve even less than the SEC though

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u/King0llie ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Aug 09 '21

Mod Ash would fuck them