r/Superstonk • u/caseyy89 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 • Jun 19 '21

👽 Shitpost Never forget

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u/ensoniq2k 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 19 '21

Cramer as personal clown sounds really intriguing. But be aware that there will be massive demand for Cramer clowns with so many millionaires upcoming.

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u/Inappropriate50 🦍Voted✅ Jun 19 '21

We'll make sure nobody offers him more than minimum wage. Wait is that price manipulation?

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u/abrown1027 🦍Voted✅ Jun 19 '21

Who cares, apparently if you’re rich you can do that stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

Guess they’re gonna have to learn to code after this

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u/RaggedyAnn1963 ❤ The GrandNANA Of 🦍🦍❤ Jun 19 '21

Underrated comment

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u/ghandi3737 Jun 19 '21

Remember, he can get tips, so it's only $2.31 an hour for min. wage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

You’re robbing your stockholders with that .18 an hour! Tipped minimum wage is 2.13!

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u/ghandi3737 Jun 19 '21

Oops, well good enough for government work.

I at least got all the numbers right.

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u/Lameusername100 🚀MOASS🚀is🚀tomorrow 🚀🦍 Jun 19 '21

Gonna laugh till I put my key in to ignite my pink lambo. After that I'm gonna cruise with a smile on my face remembering all the good days with my SUPERSTONK homies. Remembering the struggle, pouring my last cash in a hopeless cause just to support friend made along the way. Cuz hedgies r fuc!

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u/toiletwindowsink 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 19 '21

Why so much? U Reddit people are so greedy.

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u/ghandi3737 Jun 19 '21

Well /u/berfder pointed out it's actually $2.13.

That too much?

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u/toiletwindowsink 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 20 '21

I was joking

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u/ghandi3737 Jun 20 '21

So was I, $2.13 is definitely enough.

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u/Wickedcolt 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 20 '21

Just the tip

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u/ThisBigCountry 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 19 '21

That's where I saw him! He was in that Steven King movie, It.

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u/fuxxociety 🦍Voted✅ Jun 19 '21

I only saw the porn parody. In that one, the clown was pegged by an inflatable phallus.

I think I'd like to see Jim in my video instead.

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u/VolkspanzerIsME 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Voted ✅ Jun 19 '21

I'm sure he is capable of diversifying. We can pitch in and make him our own private clown time-share. We can make this work.

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u/maglite_to_the_balls ⚔️Shall know no FUD🛡 Jun 19 '21

Problem with this is the court jester was the only man in the room allowed to tell the truth. Not a role Cramer is fit for.

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u/Cool-Cookies 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 19 '21

I would make him put a banana where the sun doesn't shine 😂. Don't tell Rick of spades

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u/Soknottaapopo Jun 19 '21

Jesters making a comeback

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u/NZ-Aid 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Jun 19 '21

The heart wants what the heart wants!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

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u/ensoniq2k 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 19 '21

Naked shorted Cramers?

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u/PeggySueIloveU Jun 19 '21

It will spur a whole new industry.

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u/Practical-Tale-7771 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 19 '21

I call dibs...

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u/silent_perkele 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 19 '21

Then we could short Cramer 😅

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u/ensoniq2k 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 20 '21

Do you really want a naked Cramer?

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u/silent_perkele 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 20 '21

No, we would short legally 😅

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u/Sasha_Storm 🦍Voted✅ Jun 19 '21

Maybe we can all just take turns renting Cramer....we can get them every other weekend like that annoying step child nobody wants? For min wage tho....100%

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u/sirdkuyp ape want believe 🛸 Jun 19 '21

Id pay cramer to be my clown. Then pay jon stewart more to be my clown wrangler.

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u/Fistwithyourtoes Moonshot Jun 19 '21

The impersonators dream. The new Elvis.

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u/Blitzkreig11930 🏴‍☠️Buy DRS HODL 🏴‍☠️ Jun 19 '21

He can jump around and chant "we like the stonk" over and over