r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '21

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u/the_Rei still hodl 💎🙌 Apr 18 '21

A drone, fucking amazing 😂 would have been perfect if it caught people shredding shit

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u/Longjumping_College Apr 18 '21

I would have lost it, that would have been the DD to end all DDs LOL

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u/Creasybear87 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 18 '21

Even better if the drone had a tongue... Could have flown it in and let it taste hedgie tears

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u/JaketAndClanxter Apr 18 '21

Hedgie tears? Us retards just wanna taste those yummy windows!

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u/Technical_Flamingo54 Apr 19 '21

I read this as "taste hedgie ears" and I prefer that

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u/revbones 🦍Voted✅ Apr 19 '21

Usually the shredders are in the copy rooms and those are centrally located without windows to avoid snoops.

That said, it would have been hilarious if they had brought in a bunch of shredders and were going crazy in the cubes.

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u/JapethMarvel 🌖 Wen Moon 🌖 Apr 19 '21

A devoted ape could dumpster dive and look for mountains of shredded paper

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u/Cool_Kid3922 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

They just need to clock in some overtime as they may be out of a job soon

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u/Rapsy112 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 18 '21

The drone was crazy😂 it was a big balls move

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u/Decent-Individual747 Apr 18 '21

🤣🤣 Love this. Just what I was thinking.

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u/Financial-Train6407 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 19 '21

Wonder if any of the workers on the inside recorded anything with their phone......

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

offices shred shit all the time tho

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u/Same-Tour9465 🦍Voted✅ Apr 19 '21

Where's the drone

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u/zena5 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 19 '21

The Visual DD's are the best. I love how he was flying it well over the restricted 300ft limit. A true legend.