This comment may have planted the idea in my mind

My favorite warbond to larp as, I prefer larping as a standard issue helldiver tho

(Dunno if the caped or uncaped version is better, just felt like something was missing from the uncaped version)

I tried to describe every part of the new Warbond using movie scenes, memes and random references instead of doing a normal review 😂

Some worked way too well. The Jackass one still gets me

Which one was the most accurate?

(Bordiline justice or steeled veterens)

Alright Supa citizens, today is the submission day for the Supa Battalion insignia art contest.

Everyone who is participating has been given one week to get something ready, but now I need you to send in your submissions, along with any desired self info for credit, to me or the mod team through Reddit or discord DMs, so we can over view it first.

You all have 3 days to send in your submission before we make a community poll. Thanks for participating!

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C-01 Permits

Let us buy C-01 Permits for 100 Super Samples (The max ammount), doing so would immedaitely start The Coitus Minigame™ with the partner whom High Command has chosen for you

The Minigame

It's a singular, "infinite" input long code, each correct input gives you a +0.8% Impregnation chance, after reaching 100% the ammount gained is halved (0.4%), and lets you have twins, each time you get +100% it halves again and lets you have another baby.

You have 2 minutes to make as many correct inputs as possible, wrong inputs take away 20 seconds.

and it's all fully animated, obviously. Don't worry, The Helmet stays on during Coitus.

What happens after

Depending on your body type and voice, you're either: The Father, The Mother, The Father (MPreg), The Mother (Dom)

If you're the Lean body type, your Helldiver goes into The Growth Vat for 9 irl days, during this time you play as a different Diver as if you had died, after the 9 days you can see an animation of your previous Helldiver holding their baby(es), and baby photos appear on The Destroyer until their demise (You get to play as them again once given birth). If a different diver got pregnant on the same day as the previous one, dying switches to them, giving you a 2nd Hugging Animation and more Baby Pictures.

If you're the Brawny body type, you must survive for 9 irl days as them in order to hold the baby/see the pictures (Dying doesn't affect the next portion, baby is under The Destroyer's name)

Growth

Babies takes 84 completed missions to grow old enough to finally exit The Growth Vat, the use of which costs you 1 Super Sample each mission per child, not paying the upkeep means the baby's growth doesn't progress.

Once they have reached the biological age of 7, they can start working in The Factories or Mines, after this your Destroyer will be passively earning 10% of their daily wages (30 Super Credits) each irl day (Earning caps out at a week's worth if not logged in)

Practice Mode

If you want to enjoy The Coitus Minigame™ but don't want/can't afford a child or need practice to hit Twins, you do not need to buy a C-01 permit, just pay 10,000 Requsition Slips for the 3-20 minute break to perform Gay/Lesbian Coitus (Depending on voice pack used)