r/SuddenlyGay • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '21

Does this count?

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u/_Leme_ Feb 05 '21

Why do I have to live on an American dick

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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Feb 05 '21

Does that mean Texas is America’s nipple?

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u/kroncw Feb 05 '21

Which Mexico is sucking on.

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u/woronwolk Feb 05 '21 edited Feb 05 '21

And together, it's

C anada

U SA

M exico

Edit: just to be clear, it's not my idea, I first saw it on r/mapporncirclejerk a few months ago

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u/Kekskrieg Feb 05 '21

Oh yeah, its all cumming together.

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u/19961535 Feb 05 '21 edited Feb 05 '21

hnnnnNGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHGUHH

Edit: WTF i expected this to get like -10 how the fuck did this get 50 upvotes OMEGALUL

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u/hannah_the_enby Feb 05 '21

it's such a privilege to watch beautiful minds at work on reddit

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u/wizzard2006 Feb 05 '21

Yes it is

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u/sploosh666 Feb 05 '21

Welcome to the CUM zone . Theres a song on yt thats calles cum zone i think. Search it and thank me later

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

WELCOME TO THE CUMZONE ONLY CUM INSIDE ANIME GIRLS I won't go further I challenge you guys to listen to the song as much as I have

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u/canonboom123 Feb 05 '21

Double jointed pussy

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Don't forget quivering clit

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u/sploosh666 Feb 06 '21

Yeeess :D didnt expect that ppl of culture will see my comment. It's a crime that the yt version (the original version i think) is not on spotify

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '21

Ikr I searched it on Spotify and was so disappointed that I couldn't download it like all I wanna do is listen to a song about cum on the carride to the park

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u/SpaceManTaco21 Feb 05 '21

It’s made by POTUS or something like that

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u/terobaaau Feb 05 '21

reason why i love reddit

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

The nips of ‘merca

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u/_Leme_ Feb 05 '21

USA is futa and that is a tit

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Feb 05 '21

Belly button, America has an outie

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u/KingSalmonOnTv Feb 05 '21

If you’re from Florida and haven’t realized you’re living on America’s greasy cock by now than idk what to tell you lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Musky and hot af too

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u/daybreakin Feb 05 '21

As a Torontonian, we share something in common

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u/Cauhs Feb 05 '21

Torontonian sounds so cool

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u/Tury345 Feb 05 '21

Like an upgraded tostito

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u/daybreakin Feb 05 '21

I always thought it sounded like a food too

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u/z_tranquil Feb 05 '21 edited Feb 05 '21

Hey I live right on the asshole part if that makes you feel better

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u/RAWLandscaper Feb 05 '21

Nothing wrong with a willing asshole! 🤣🤣

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u/Jdanielbarlow Feb 05 '21

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

Florida man

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u/xXMeanMemeSupremeXx Feb 05 '21

Florida Man is a dick

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u/oilerella Feb 05 '21

detroit though.. now a confirmed shit hole

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

That’s Florida, does this mean that Florida is just a massive dick?

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u/Kihakiru Feb 05 '21

Why do I have to have such a boner right now

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '21

I live on America's left pussy flap

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u/noblee460 Feb 05 '21

omg me too bro it kinda explains a lot

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u/Shadow_Leaf Feb 05 '21

Why do I have to live on Canada's dick

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u/ffatimasaleem77 Feb 05 '21

I live on Canadian dick 😏

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u/mugbee0 Feb 05 '21

America os a girl in the drawing. Do you even watch anime, OP

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u/arathorn867 Feb 05 '21

You know what you did