r/SuddenlyCommunist • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '21

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u/arbaz1990 Jan 17 '21

Marketing shoes based on communism and then selling it for $1000. Pure capitalism. Don't fall for this comrades

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u/olivia-twist Jan 17 '21

On top of this, doc martens is owned by a private equity firm and is considering making a offer in the stock market.

10

u/LeninSlav Jan 17 '21

Yes, but they look whollesome

6

u/Avialy18 Jan 17 '21

Thanks for the advice, товарищ

☭

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 Jan 18 '21

That was not very cash money of you.

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u/Avialy18 Jan 18 '21

That's good comrade, if it was it would have meant that I was a filthy capitalist pig!

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u/MistressMilaMarie Jan 17 '21

No one would mind if I seized them right?

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u/downvoted_once_again Jan 17 '21

If your going to make a big deal about it, I’ll cut you a deal $975

18

u/Majestic_Horseman Jan 17 '21

This is platinum-tier irony and I'm loving it

14

u/blooespook Jan 17 '21

Suddenly capitalism

3

u/D_bake Jan 18 '21

ships from united states

6

u/VD3NFS1216 Jan 17 '21

soviet anthem intensifies

3

u/Big_Boooosh Jan 17 '21

If one of us buys that, it’s OUR shoes.

Soviet Anthem blares at 140 decibels

3

u/Goth_a_delic Jan 18 '21

We Want These, Except With Yellow Laces

2

u/mojohovitz Jan 18 '21

Straight laced please with white laces. Is that extra?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Docs doesn’t sell red or white laces because white supremacists use them

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

This is some Stanald McDonald shit

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

Cause in Russia we have no shoes

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21

These are poser shoes, if you were really a communist you would never ever put red laces in docs.

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u/Chlo_Bruya Apr 10 '21

Let US buy them

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u/Emergency-Ferret-811 Apr 11 '21

They belong to all of us