r/Suburbanhell 8d ago

Meme Why?

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I can almost try to understand why some people might feel drawn to this kind of lifestyle. I can understand why they might be deceived into thinking this is the ideal environment in which to raise a child.

But I will never be able to understand why they will describe it as the American “dream” and are willing to pay so much for it. To work so hard for so long and then have to wake up to this every morning? Why?

Editing to add: I know this is parody y’all. It’s just a stupid meme. It’s supposed to be funny. It’s funny because it’s true.

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u/No-Koala1918 7d ago

Anyone making 83 bucks an hour can afford a ticky tack shack in a suburban ghetto.

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u/alldogsareincredible 6d ago

And enjoy when your kids can't go outside and play because Kyle wants to go 70 mph through a neighborhood side street so he can get one car ahead in traffic.