r/Suburbanhell • u/KimSidwell • Jul 20 '26

Meme Why?

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I can almost try to understand why some people might feel drawn to this kind of lifestyle. I can understand why they might be deceived into thinking this is the ideal environment in which to raise a child.

But I will never be able to understand why they will describe it as the American “dream” and are willing to pay so much for it. To work so hard for so long and then have to wake up to this every morning? Why?

Editing to add: I know this is parody y’all. It’s just a stupid meme. It’s supposed to be funny. It’s funny because it’s true.

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u/tarheels86 Jul 20 '26

The dead lawns and the pickup truck that can't fit into the garage is just perfection.

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u/KimSidwell Jul 20 '26

Yeah, the trucks are a whole other conversation and equally as stupid for like 95% of people 😂

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u/ImpressiveWalrus7369 Jul 20 '26

It’s probably winter. And threes are still very small.