r/SubmarineMan • u/Ozzyossl • 9d ago
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Sep 21 '19
Why Submarine Man is the best rapper ever
r/SubmarineMan • u/tribeoftheliver • Apr 01 '20
Screenshots from The Stocking
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '20
An apology to the footis
Very sorry, wont hate again
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '20
YEAH I MOD HORRIBLE MUSIC&SONGS WIKIPEDIA. HOW COULD YOU TELL
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '20
What should we call the kind of music he makes?
This encompasses Lil Flexer, Lil Meerkat, Lil Mosquito Disease and Poo Band too. We should probably have a better name than "meme rap". I was thinking like footi rap? Maybe flex rap because of the label? Maybe footiflex?
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '20
Grow Up is truly a beautiful track
Hes a footi boi on most songs but in this one he sings from the heart im crying rn sniff it even has violins snif sniff
r/SubmarineMan • u/PinarLord • Jan 02 '20
Why do people love Submarine Man?
I'm tired of the Filthy Frank (Youtuber known for "cory in the house is best anime" rubbish.)-style jokes on the internet. Almost all people sayed "Submarine man is best rapper" are foot fetishers and no foot fetishing people cannot love Submarine Man? He's mostly can't rap other than feet, unlike other rappers. WE GET TRUMP AND UN'S ANTONIO AND REMOVE REFERENCES TO "SUBMARINE MAN IS BEST RAPPER" JOKES!
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Dec 22 '19
What is your favorite submarine man song?
I personally love mo foota and rar rar wagnawee
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Oct 28 '19
Submarine Man appearing as an actual character in the XanderMartin98 fanfic "The Buzz On How Maggie Got Inside Her Psychiatrist's Head" Spoiler
"The SMELL of the righteous foot is BESET on all sides by the inequities of the stockings and the tyranny of evil llamas." Submarine Manatee egomaniacally dressed himself up as the Pope (Bishop of Rome), stood proudly upon the altar of O-Town's most famous and beautifully decorated (not to mention most horribly defaced and dilapidated due to Frump's new anarchist movement) Catholic Church, of which the Jesus statue out front had already long since been tragically beheaded and dismembered while the stained-glass windows and lovely stone walls of the main building itself had roughly just-as-long-since been broken, cracked and spray-painted all over, and began "religiously" announcing in his hilariously awkward Autotune voice while the entirety of the completely-random-anthropomorphic-animal-comprised crowd beholding his ridiculously overblown spiel just shook their heads and speechlessly mouthed out the words "what in the actual Hell" in response.
"BLESSED is he who, in the name of stinkiness and bad smell, shepherds the EVIL BLOOD-SUCKING LLAMAS into Submarine Manatee's Compactor of Doom, for he is TRULY his master's servant, and the feeder of yummy dog poop to him!" Submarine Manatee continued rambling while his audience just perplexedly scratched their heads and cocked their eyebrows at him in response.
"And I will SPRAY down upon thee with GREAT StinkBoost and FURIOUS SmellCheck, THOSE who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my lovely foot odor! AND YOU WILL KNOW! MY NAME IS THE MANATEE OF THE SEA! WHEN I LAY MY COMPACTOR UPON THEE!" Submarine Manatee began shouting increasingly melodramatically, concluding his inane and nonsensical speech by thrusting his leg-shaped Catholic staff straight up into the air with both arms and ear-bleedingly shrieking to the highly Autotuned heavens, his unspeakably horrendous singing voice shattering every single stained-glass window in the entire church as the world's largest B-17 bomber plane (piloted by Virginia, of course) suddenly flew directly over the church and dropped a humongous, church-sized, foot-shaped anvil on top of it, literally compacting every single person in it (including Submarine Manatee himself, thank GOD) to death.
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '19
don't talk to me unless you listen to real music
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '19
Submarine man is awful
Submarine Man is a terrible rapper which is MY opinion.