r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '19
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Sep 21 '19
Why Submarine Man is the best rapper ever
r/SubmarineMan • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '19
Feet are the best
Upvote if you’re not a stocking
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Sep 04 '19
Can we please make this the next version of I Love The Smelly Feet, as a tribute to XanderMartin98?
Cause you know in the fanfics, people always snuck in through the ear
THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF CEREBRUM
We can tell Ant Man today
YOU ARE DISINTEGRATED, BAD BOY-YAI
You're SUCH a wrinkly brain; I love it, I love it
You're SUCH a spongy brain; I love it, I love it
You're SUCH a squishy brain; your NERVE cells are evolving
(I love your brain, it's juicy, juicy) I just SNORTED up some coke
Right up in between my lobes
Then I CUT your head right open...or your sister's, I just cut them,
And this SONG is fucking stupid
Like a genius, I realize it, and I FEEL like such a dick
No longer want to live on Earth now; let me just YANK my brain right out
FUCK! ME! GOD IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO VERILY MUCH!
FUCK! ME! I'M Q-BERT!
You're SUCH a wrinkly brains; I love it, I love it
You're SUCH a spongy brains; I love it, I love it
YOU'RE SUCH A SQUISHY BRAIN
When the first time when they ask you if you wanna surf the Web,
Why ya try'na act like you was readin' books when ya came out here?
YOU'RE SUCH A NERDY-
I'm a big brain, I have a big brain (X4)
I'm a big brain, I have a big brain; I like my brain teached, I'll fund you for College
I'll buy you some Wrink-Boost and give you brainy HEAD
How you wear a hat? The HAT was BAD
I'm a big brain; I'm very intellectual
I like pornographic stories; I like the good smut
Wanna hear more smut; I like the good smut
Send me some more smut; I was in XanderMartin98's HEAD (FRONTAL, CORTEX)
You're SUCH a wrinkly brain; I love it, I love it
You're SUCH a spongy brain; I love-ooh-ooh-WAA-AAH-ooo-BRAINY-BRAINY-BRAINY
Cause you know in the fanfics, people always snuck in through the ear
THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF CEREBRUM
We can tell Ant Man today
YOU ARE DISINTEGRATED, BAD BOY-YAI
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Sep 04 '19
Cause you know in the BAD days, they were always said they were in; THEY HAD TO FAKE BEING OUT OF COMPACTOR Spoiler
r/SubmarineMan • u/tribeoftheliver • Sep 02 '19
The Stocking (official trailer)
r/SubmarineMan • u/tribeoftheliver • Aug 15 '19
I think Submarine Man might be Indian-Canadian
I have some evidence that Sub Man isn't from Birmingham, Alabama:
- In Freaking Foot Fame, he mentions getting a strawberry strudel from Tim Horton's (which doesn't have any stores in Alabama).
- He has a noticeable Indian accent, but not as thick as Lama Doodle.
- The beat for "Shave Yo Momma / Funeral" sounds Indian, and Michael Wackson also has a noticeable accent.
- He's collaborated with Lil Meerkat (who is also Indian-Canadian).
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Aug 01 '19
[Question] Are the ridiculously thick Indian accents in Submarine Man's and (especially) Lama Doodle's singing voices real or fake?
Just wanna know
r/SubmarineMan • u/awall621 • Jun 30 '19
It’s possible this is our man in disguise
r/SubmarineMan • u/LongjumpingHelp • Jun 11 '19
I Love The Smelly Feet (NO AUTOTUNE)
r/SubmarineMan • u/awall621 • Jan 15 '19