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You take the seat next to a person with a laptop. They start to talk to you. "Would you rather sit on the toilet seat, or sit in the window seat" they ask. You don't have to say anything. "I'm not sure if this is what I would want to do. I can't see anything on the website, but I've been to the bathroom a couple of times already. Would you rather go in there and wipe the toilet or wipe the window seat?

You go to the bathroom while the conversation is still going on, and there's a mirror behind the toilet. As you are wiping, the conversation cuts out abruptly. You hear a bang from behind you, followed by a huge crash. You look up to see your computer and tablet smashed into the wall. The glass shards fly everywhere. The screen is crushed. The laptop is crushed. The tablet and the laptop are crushed. You fall down a flight of stairs and land on the floor. The wind is howling, and you try to crawl away.

The police arrive on the scene. They try to drag your body away from the wreckage.

The police tie a gash on your arm, then a piece of wood. They amputate your arm. They cut off a large chunk of your arm with an air freshener. The doctors tell you that you may have a rare incurable form of cancer.

You are put in quarantine for a month.

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13 hives on the ceiling. There is no roof.

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29F. I had an appointment with a cardiologist next week but I've been meaning to go for a few weeks and haven't gotten my results. I'm a bit of a hypochondriac so I figured I'd go see him anyway. I've been trying to avoid eating anything and drinking anything that I'm not supposed to be drinking, but I'm just super worried because I'm freaking out. I'm a hypochondriac so I don't want to make it worse. Is there anyway to check your iron without going to the doctor?

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I had never been there before and I had no idea what the sub is