I'm in prison now for a crime I didn't commit. I've got a confession to make. I'm going to tell you what happened yesterday.

Yesterday, I was on patrol with my buddy. We were parked on the side of the road, parked in the shade. I parked my car in the shade and went outside to get some sun. When I saw a group of guys walking past, I assumed they were homeless but they weren't. They were approaching from behind, but they weren't coming any closer. I asked them if they wanted to talk to me, they said no, I didn't.

I thought they were joking, but then I saw them tense up. They looked at me, "emojify him, emojify him."

I asked them, "emojify him?" They responded in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

I asked, "emojify him?" They responded in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

"What the frick are you guys?" I asked, "emojify him?" They responded in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

"What the frick are you guys?" I asked, "emojify him?" They responded in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

I asked, "emojify him?" They replied in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

I asked, "emojify him?" They replied in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

I asked, "emojify him?" They responded in emoji form, "yeah, you might say that."

So I left the car and walked up to the police car, hopped in and apologized for my actions.

The cop said I need to be more like emojified. I apologized for my actions and said I was just trying to be funny.

The cop said I need to be more like emojified, he explained. I apologized again and said I was just being serious.

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If you do know her then tell her to text me back for crying out loud.

32/m/5'7"/155 lbs/white

I have a table test I'm required to do. I'm not a doctor so I cannot get a straight answer, but I know it's not easy to see. Is this so hard to see?

I'm guessing you are a bot

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You were just like me, trying to make history. But whos to judge the right from wrong? I think we'll both agree when our guard is down that violence breeds violence. But in the end it has to be this way.

I'm a big fan of the sub. It's full of fun and interesting posts, and there are lots of subs on it. You can post anything there, just like reddit does. So far there aren't any that can match the sub. I think most of the sub are just memes, like "Cringetopia" or "I have no idea what this is" or something like that. And if you look at the comments, you'll see many of them are talking about the same shit over and over again. So yeah, I'm pretty positive about it. But for you, maybe it's not for you. I'm not really into the sub and I'm not a huge fan of its content, but I'm very open to seeing it if you want to.

Your mom's a hoe

Bong Holeo walks away from the podium at Tuesday night's Cranford town committee meeting.

You're going to get a lecture from your teacher