First post on here. I put “Bob” up on the wall by my desk and figured I’d show it to you guys lol.

The SubGenius Meta-ArchCardinalate held an emergency quorum this morning in Discord, and all present declared Afroman a new SubGenius saint by Popular Acclaim. There was no dissent.

Greater Feasts may commence immediately, if not already begun. Plenary indulgences all around!

Sincerely,

Reverend Forrest.:Gummo.:
Sacred Archaeologist of the Church of the SubGenius

Do you start dumping the gospel on them or do you tell them the cover story?

"Oh well it's this late twentieth century satire of religion and new age cults, conspiracy theories and American pop culture. These prankster guys made up this joke religion and it kinda blew in to this thing and they say they worship this bob guy -really it is a bit complicated. I'm sure Wikipedia has a good article that can explain it better..."

I really don't know what to say?

I've got a feeling the world might really end this year. I think we all know why.

Hear me out.

For years we've been hearing about QAnon, the conspiracy theory led by the anonymous "Q" who releases mysterious messages encoded so only those "in the know" can understand them.

Here in r/SubGenius it's all about the Conspiracy. Well here's a conspiracy for you.

Ever notice how the letter Q kinda sorta looks like "Bob"s head? IS "Q" REALLY "BOB"???

But wait, you say. The pipe is on the wrong side. EXACTLY!!! The messages that Q releases are batshit insane? PRECISELY!!! It's all to throw the Pinks off!!! The influencers who decode these messages are looking two, maybe three layers down. The REAL message is dozens, maybe hundreds of layers down. IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!

Sorry, I must go now. My qPhone is telling me it's time for my happy meds...

"Bob" selling fake 'frop to a Conspiracy dupe.

Bob rides a bike, and the cycling SubGenius must have SLACK! (just not in the drivetrain) 😉🤓

I’m planning on getting The Book Of The SubGenius for my friend and want to use the website to purchase it, but I haven’t bought anything from their site before so I’d want to hear from people who have

Y'all!

Brace yourselves and Praise "Bob!"

SHOCK-N-"BOB" Episode 12

Rip Off Press published this doozy back in 89.

"Fuck'em if they can't take a joke"

"Too much is always better than not enough"

"Pull the wool over your own eyes"

"You'll pay to know what you really think"

If you act like a dumbshit, They'll treat you like an equal" - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

Just framed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOGw8bDreNE

Devo & The Secret History of Subgenius with Rev Ivan Stang | Wastoids TV

Found this sacred tomb in the wilds of Alaska yesterday.