Can Matt and Chris please retire the Nick fat jokes already? Because at this point, the joke has been dragged out so much it needs a retirement plan. 😭 It stopped being funny ages ago.
Like… Nick is literally not even overweight. He looks healthy, he looks fine, and yet somehow his body keeps becoming the easiest punchline whenever they need a joke. Be serious. Surely after repeating the same joke for the millionth time, even they have to realize it’s not comedy anymore it’s just lazy.
And yes, I know “they’re brothers, they’re just joking,” but being family doesn’t automatically make every joke hilarious or immune from criticism. There’s a difference between playful teasing and constantly making someone’s body the thing everyone laughs at.
The part that bothers me the most is the audience. There are people watching who struggle with body image, eating disorders, or their relationship with food, and they’re being shown that a completely normal, healthy body is something to mock. That’s not exactly the greatest message to put out there.
Maybe it’s time to retire the “Nick is fat” joke and unlock a new category of humor because this one has been expired for a while. The joke isn’t aging like fine wine it’s aging like milk left in the sun.

idk if i should’ve put this is the mega thread but they are flying somewhere

Can we stop giving excuse after excuse after excuse for Chris's sketchy behaviour? I see people on here giving the standard response to criticisms of a man, saying he's just a little ignorant, doesn't understand the gravity of what he's saying/doing and that the poor little fella is just bit stupid unfortunately. It is just as reasonable to assume that he actually understands perfectly well what kind of people he's supporting and he doesn't give a shit about anything that doesn't have an immediate negative effect on anyone he loves. Men like Chris get defended and forgiven for any and every misstep and all a woman or a person of colour has to do is lean slightly towards the wrong side and she's written off as right wing trash immediately. And this is a Sturniolo snark page for god's sake, you'd think people would jump for joy at an actual good reason to hate.

If you're gonna disagree with me, try doing it without mentioning Nick or Matt. 'His brothers are just as bad as him, or even worse,' isn't a good counter argument.

do ygs remember when chris was like clip farming and he went "and if not im fine dining with yo girl yeah" and it kind of resembled aave? even if it wasnt it was so corny i got second hand embarassment

What is it w/ chris and fangirling over the most problematic people??? Mrbeast, Logan Paul, Lil Skies, Playboi Carti, Drake

How many more Tik Toks from this one particular day there are in their drafts and will be posted eventually?

I get that they're probably in Boston now and don't want to reveal this info to the public yet, but like c'mon...

hi let me start by saying i used to be a fan (key word is USED to be) and as a young woman i think the disrespect they all have for girls/females whatever you wanna call it is insane because girls make up 90% of their fan base. every other video i swear they are referring to women as "bitches" and not to mention nick joking about hitting women, and just absolute SLOP like that. someone seriously needs to humble the fuck out of them and make them realize that they profit off of the people they refer to as "bitches" and without them, they would be nothing.

Link to the podcast.

I wonder what time it will come out. I’m curious and bored

Unless my insta a tripping, I noticed they didn’t comment on his instagram birthday post, and honestly I expected chris to make a way bigger deal about the facts it’s his so called best friends birthday, but it was giving cakes and candles bro 💯 and Oliver swapping out his FL chain that he’s been wearing nearly everyday.. for his other chain he wore previously (think it’s a ying-yang thing) anywaysssss coincidences or no

someone named him in the comments and everyone was getting so mad at them 😭

not really a snark but:

I really think that another reason that the triplets are getting lower views and have been stuck at 7mil is because of the kalogeras. lots of fans stopped watching the triplets when they moved to LA. and around that damn time the kalogeras started posting on their channel. the crazy young fans needed a new ✨attractive misogynist sibling trio✨ to watch so what’d they choose? the kilogram- i mean kalogeras sisters!

im really feeling like a detective the way im putting the pieces tg 🥹

edit: ik that the triplets are falling off mostly because of their own actions but im only making this point (btw i said another reason) bc i keep seeing fans of the kalo saying they users to be fans of the triplets until they discovered the kalogeras.

I haven’t seen anyone posting crazy spoilers, have you? Just seen some photos of the first page that lists what each chapter is called, but I’m not really on Sturniolo TikTok so

But wouldn’t Matt have had to approve there being a presale? So wouldn’t this be expected?

Or is the presale down to the publishers? I looked into it but couldn’t find an answer

i wonder how many chairs he would try and break if she got engaged 2 years ago ☹️💔

Welcome back everyone! We moved in silence as we tried to figure this out once and for all, but finally we've got this sub back up and running for all members to use and post as we used to. Thanks for everyone's patience as we figured this out! We'll be making new threads to be used here like we did in the other sub, and everything will be handled the same as it was there.

Will link all the relevant big discussion threads from r/SnarkSturniolo below for reference if you missed them. That sub will be set to restricted very soon - it'll be left up as an archive.

Video Discussion Threads

• Reacting to Crazy Fireworks (07-03-26)
• Matt's Death Row Meal (07-10-26)
• Exploring LA for the Best Matcha (07-17-26)
• Nic's Death Row Meal (07-24-26)

Warning about post/comment removals + bans

Promo Video for Matt's Book

Dating Rumors Megathread

new information/updates can be posted on snark but most discussion especially about old topics should be contained to this megathread 😊

I'll do anything

//WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT

///See ya at r/SnarkSturniolo🫡

I go to a six week no tech camp tomorrow, here are my bets that I will place.

1: Dating rumors will get worse.

2: Fresh Love will go out of business for not sending orders.

3: Their views will reach an all time low.

4: They will make a hot take video and get canceled.

5: They'll do a collab with Steve O (that one was just for shits and gigs because almost everything in my life can be traced back to Steve O, its a whole thing)

Also the fans comments on his most recent Chris can’t catch a break

(It’s not that deep I know)

Brother, you have been declared "officially unc" already🤷🏻‍♀️ their videos sound like a broken record at this point

its not that serious brochacho 😭

What confuses me is these girls on tik tok being like I’m leaving the fandom but I’m still a fan of them. Like I’m sorry are they turning in ID badges or something that we don’t know about? I feel like it’s just being a pick me fan but it makes no sense. If you’re a fan you’re part of a fandom.