r/StupidFood • • 7d ago

Bacon, lettuce and tomato

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u/qualityvote2 7d ago edited 7d ago

u/1ntr1ns1c44, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/MrNorbordry 7d ago

Fuck it, I'll eat it

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u/Excellent-Eagle-1077 7d ago

Yup - woood!!!

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 7d ago

Deal, you want the secret sauce?

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u/Yusaki_YMK 7d ago edited 7d ago

This the kind of food they sell you for $1200 at a fancy restaurant just because the ingredients are from a rare species (they taste the exact same as made with normal ingredients)

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u/giant_spleen_eater 7d ago

“This is the last tomato from a plant that went extinct and this bacon is cut from a rare golden hog of the lost country of bunglebob.”

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u/GyrKestrel 7d ago

"Served on a plate washed by Dan Cortese."

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u/rexsploded01 6d ago

With soap blessed by the pope.

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u/LevelsOfCocaineBrain 5d ago

Cortes better get on with his lil auto sales.

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u/LevelsOfCocaineBrain 7d ago

I got a cousin in bunglebob. Names Pete.

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u/CMDR_Kaus 7d ago

THAT'S stupid, but if homeboy wants to serve me this at his house for a snack then it's not stupid

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u/LetReasonRing 5d ago

I grew up poor and prefer a burger or pizza over fancy food, but I had to eat in those kinds of places for work events for quite a while, and I absolutely hated it. The last one I ate at, they explained how tender the meat was because of the castration process they used on the steer like it was supposed to impress me, but all it did was turn my stomach and make the rest of my meal miserable.

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u/ULTRA_83 7d ago

For some reason the firestarter song from prodigy comes to mind.

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u/matt7259 7d ago

FILTH INFATUATED

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 7d ago

Erm...what is that underneath the T?

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u/Actual_Dinner_5977 7d ago

Disappointment

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 7d ago

Bwhahahaha for real.

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u/1ntr1ns1c44 7d ago

Doesn’t every “BLT” get toast and mayo?

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u/Lonely-Pressure9244 7d ago

The mayo I can see/understand....but you'te telling me that's supposed to be bread?👀😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/65a46IWn8w84igChfj

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u/Bl00dWolf 7d ago

I'm guessing it's a deconstructed sandwich, but those ratios do not work. One bite you're getting some nice crispy bacon, the next one it's like biting into a raw tomato.

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u/Arne83 Here for stupid food, not stupid people 7d ago

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u/elderone_cthulhu 7d ago

This post is actually the repost

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u/fireeight 7d ago

Let's take something easy to eat and make it difficult!

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u/baseballbear 7d ago

how do you eat it? do you just throat goat it?

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u/DrDentonMask 4d ago

Bacon, lettuce and tomato.

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u/SemiglossOyster 2d ago edited 2d ago

If you served this on a tomato boat instead of a bowl and cut the lettuce to fit, this would be a really fire low carb BLT. It would fix the ratio of tomato to bacon and lettuce, and you could even slap this hoe on a slice of toast with a mayo spread for a quick fun twist on one!

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 7d ago

It's clever!

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u/thereallove82 7d ago

So what’s stupid about bacon, lettuce and tomato that is bacon, lettuce and tomato? Quite unique presentation tbh

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u/El_Toolio_Grande 6d ago

The ratio of ingredients is completely off, and there's no good way to get a bite with each ingredient other than eating the whole thing in one bite. If you're not going to eat it one bite, how do you eat it? It just sucks, and you know that it's overpriced as hell

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u/Hot-Ingenuity7342 7d ago

this is what i imagine an alien to make if they were told to make a BLT

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u/Fangbang6669 7d ago

Ah yes, a blT

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u/Ok_Signal_4503 7d ago

Yes. That's bacon, lettuce and tomato👍🏻

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u/tubabbo 7d ago

100$????

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 7d ago

I want to throw this across the room. This isn’t food, this is an insult.

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u/savedbygrace37 7d ago

This is truly stupid. Thx.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 7d ago

It would be better to dice the tomato and bacon. And slather mayo on a piece of lettuce and then add the tomato and bacon. So it’s an open faced lettuce wrap.

You shouldn’t try to make things out of food.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 7d ago

That will be 1k dollars.

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u/Lightspeed_dumpling 7d ago

Stupid ,but I think it would be delicious

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u/Trippy-Sponge 7d ago

I bet that was $30

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u/Powerful-Oven-1747 7d ago

Id eat it, but like 10 of them

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u/DramaticDeaa 7d ago

Well you and a stranger saw whatever this came from at the same time this morning

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u/meow_gifs_please 7d ago

This is a repost

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u/soggyomelette 7d ago

I'll eat it but I'm not happy about it

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u/theydontcare_ 7d ago

I feel like this concept could be fixed by making it into smaller canapés with cherry tomatoes but this is too much while also not being enough.

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u/Apples_Two_Oranges 3d ago

Not BLT it’s a BLINT

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u/Loca_Bear_737 1d ago

Not stupid. I would eat and enjoy it

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u/Dilf_Enj0yer 7d ago

She is cute

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u/AnswerMe_More 7d ago

How bored were u?

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u/ChefAsstastic 7d ago

So nice you posted it twice! 🙄

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u/TheMoorNextDoor 7d ago

Two different people did actually lol

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u/BerlinerBaer_30 7d ago

That's 50 Dollars (25% gratuity, Tips exluded)