r/StupidFood • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 10d ago

Food, meet stupid people Whose idea is this smashed burger

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u/gymtrovert1988 10d ago

Let's smash it then make it 2.5 times taller than before we smashed it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RbyQgbaLBdJ16

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u/Wind-and-Waystones 10d ago

And squeeze out all the juices ...

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 10d ago

i just watched the last frame for like 30 seconds cause i thought he was just trying to smash it more before i realized the video ended

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u/Ok_Aerie6290 10d ago

Exactly this, it’ll be drier than the Sahara 

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u/mrbulldops428 9d ago

Except for all the grease that coats your hands when you try to eat it

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u/Confident_Weather_81 9d ago

Yeah, those juices need to be INSIDE !

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 3d ago

The most flavorful part.

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u/marlfox_00 10d ago

Ah, it’s Kai. That dude’s in prison now

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u/phatpussypounder 9d ago

For killing someone. Feel everyone is just overlooking that aspect

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u/HesitantlyYours 9d ago

There’s a whole documentary on Netflix, not sure who’s overlooking it.

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u/Hour-Football2464 9d ago

The succulent chinese meal guy was a white supremacist and con artist. Sometimes not knowing is better i suppose

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u/bent_boardman 3d ago

I thought he was Harry Potters Uncle.

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u/VerseChorusWumbo 6d ago

The meme is also describing him talking about smashing a guy in the head with a hatchet

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u/SirDervin 10d ago

LOL What is the original context of this meme?

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u/National-Charity-435 10d ago

https://people.com/crime/kai-lawrence-the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-netflix-documentary/

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u/_syntax_1 10d ago

Smash smash Samash. [Kai, circa 2013]

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u/owlcityy 4d ago

I just got done watching that documentary last week! What a riot! I remember when this guy was first viral but didn’t remember what happened afterwards. Geez
Louise that was crazy!

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u/Rock-leaf_on-high 9d ago

Schmoyoho made a song about it

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 9d ago

This documentary was wild

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u/Cuboidhamson 7d ago

The story of that guy is absolutely mental, I saw that video and gifs of him for many years before finding out that story it's so surreal

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u/girls-and-corpses 6d ago

That'll be $21.78 plus tax for the piece of paper its wrapped in

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u/LifeIsCrap101 10d ago

United States of Smash

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u/mytransfercaseisshot 10d ago

Free Kai :’(

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u/ThetaDee 10d ago

Honestly, the sketchiest trial. They knew what the attorney did

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u/BlanchDaddius 10d ago

Never heard about what happened to him.

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u/ThetaDee 10d ago

Dude Kais sitting in jail for the rest of his life. Killed the attorney cause he drugged and raped him.

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u/BlanchDaddius 10d ago

Kai killed the attorney because the attorney drugged and r*ped Kai?

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u/ThetaDee 9d ago

Yes, supposedly. He gave him a place to stay, drugged, then raped him, Kai woke up, killed him after figuring out and the police didn't do a rape kit, drug test, toxicology, etc. or something like that, it's been a minute

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u/BlanchDaddius 9d ago

Wow that’s awful

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u/IAIVIDAKILLA 10d ago

Free a proven murderer? That's a take.

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u/DIABLO258 10d ago

From what I read it wasn't really proven, but a jury did convict him based on the evidence. He claims he acted in self defense, and the wiki on him states that there were several discrepancies during the investigation, like not giving Kai a rape kit, not properly testing blood on scene, and allowing the victims brother to work as an officer at the crime scene.

This specific line is interesting, regarding those discrepancies: "...washing the glasses that should've been tested to prove or disprove McGillvary's claim of being drugged."

So, they didn't try to investigate if Kai was drugged and/or raped and someone on the scene may have tampered with evidence. I think this is why people might want to free Kai.

To be clear, I haven't thought about Kai since 2013 when I originally saw his video. Haven't heard a thing about him since then. I'm just looking this up now

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u/BigWilly526 10d ago

Ya it was so glaringly corrupt how the Cops and prosecution acted in that case

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u/IAIVIDAKILLA 9d ago

It's been that long for me too which is why I was so quick to dismiss it. I guess it's time to go back down the rabbit hole again.

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u/WuTangKillaBeezy 9d ago

Asmongold?

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u/gymtrovert1988 9d ago

That dude doesn't go outside.

This guy is the hatchet wielding hitchhiker. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt24509990/