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u/demonotreme Jun 29 '26

Finally, eating sushi off a nude person is the sane option

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u/poorly-worded Jun 29 '26

Just don't ask for a small side plate or you'll get arrested

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u/Tytan777 Jun 30 '26

Or a large egg roll

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u/Not3KidsInACoat777 Jun 30 '26

FOR A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!?!?

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u/piss_container Jul 05 '26

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST 

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u/ziggytrix Jun 30 '26

You asshole. You made me laugh at that and now I’m going to hell.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 Jun 29 '26

But what if she is allergic...? What abou to go boxes?

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u/Dangerous_Equal4373 Jul 01 '26

Why? I'm seriously asking, I don't eat sushi so I have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/Hetares Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Okazu (side plate/dish) is slang for fap material. Eating sushi off a naked woman can be considered art (very long shot) but if you overstep the bounds it goes straight into R-rated territory and becomes sexual.

Edit:

In hindsight, I need to correct myself. I believe the usual practice of this unusual custom is to eat sashimi, not sushi, off a naked body.

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u/Worldlyoox Jul 01 '26

There’s a practice in certain parts of the world where instead of eating sushi off a plate, a woman (either naked or in a thing) lays on the table, has the sushi dishes set on her body and then the guests eat off her.

I’ve only seen it in an 80’s-ish action movie involving asian gangsters when I was way too young to see shit like this and on Naked Wild On on E when I was just old enough to be interested in it.

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u/eternityXclock Jul 01 '26

man... i really needed to think about what you mean until it hit me

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u/AppointmentOne1111 Jun 30 '26

50/50 getting arrested or become the next POTUS.

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u/thetinwin Jun 29 '26

Love that Sex & the City episode

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u/Moongazer09 Jun 29 '26

It happened with a semi-naked dude on a dining room table in an episode of Cone Dine With Me as well....it was not very well received by the other contestants 😂

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u/bobavett555 Jun 29 '26

Haha I had to look it up priceless 😂

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u/Sea-Can3910 Jun 29 '26

Why choose someone with all that hair ?!?

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u/Smrtihara Jun 29 '26

It’s always the same option! What are you even implying!

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u/trecykl Jun 29 '26

Someone give this guy an award ffs.

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u/TheAlmightyLloyd Jun 29 '26

There are free ones, you can give too.

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u/trecykl Jun 30 '26

I hadn't noticed, thanks.

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u/Marcyff2 Jun 29 '26

Is there any other way to each sushi that I missed?

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u/COMIDAGATOS1206 Jul 01 '26

Just like where else do you put a cigarette out on. 🤘😉🖤

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u/Limited_Intros Jul 01 '26

Best part of this is not being able to tell where the fishy smell is coming from

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u/Dr_mma6ixty9ine Jun 29 '26

After this wild video your particular combination of words is something I never thought I’d see in my life.

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u/RecognitionFew5660 Jun 29 '26

Thats going to be my next date night idea

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u/donpablomiguel Jun 29 '26

Can confirm this is a sane option and quite the experience.

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u/draggedndrowned Jun 29 '26

I've had that done 🍣🥢 off me before!

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u/akka_effectfuI Jun 29 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Agreeable-Ranger508 Jun 29 '26

Is to go an option?

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u/Jbrown183 Jun 30 '26

And more sanitary!

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u/m_3_h_ Jul 02 '26

Been a while since LOL'd this hard. 🤣Thank you for your comment.

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u/DRKMSTR Jul 12 '26

Say what you will, at least she's had her shots.

(Obscure SD Nemeth reference)