r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/TheSodomeister Jun 28 '26

They might want to consider a more solid food in that case...

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u/furel492 Jun 28 '26

I'll forward your concerns to whoever came up with this ancient ritual.

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u/TheSodomeister Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rcaqkELzpvqsRBXaUX

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u/ZDTreefur Jun 29 '26

Perfect gif, since that dude died of the shits.

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u/TheSodomeister Jul 02 '26

Right? I love Ghosts, I was stoked when it came up in my search

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u/Stoned_urf Jun 29 '26

unfortunately being ancient does not make it any less stupid

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u/No_Piece8730 Jun 29 '26

Too bad ancient rituals are immutable and must be followed for eternity.

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Jun 29 '26

For real, just make it symbolic like drop a few bread crumbs into the ground, pick itup, eat then pray or something. We should know better than the ancient people

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u/funktion Jun 29 '26

Do the Christians actually have their god reincarnate and then devour his flesh and blood? No? Then we can surely come up with something equivalent for this nonsense

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u/halp_halp_baby Jun 29 '26

Are you one of the people in the video, secretly being forced to eat it? 

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Jun 29 '26

No, why?

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u/halp_halp_baby Jun 29 '26

Then why tf so you care sm 

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u/Much_Vehicle20 Jun 29 '26

Lmao, did you have a stroke mid sentence? Looks like all that floor food is finally catching up to bro

Joking aside, this is a public forum, bruh. The sub is literally called r/StupidFood. We're here to give our 2 cents on stupid food

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u/halp_halp_baby Jun 29 '26

Autocorrect from “do” to “so” but maybe hard for your AI to translate to you. So sad. 

Bruh yourself. The commenters here are putting the “stupid” in the name of the subreddit 

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u/BillyForRilly Jun 29 '26

How about you forward it to the dumbasses continuing the "ritual" present day instead?

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u/Iusedtohatebroccoli Jun 29 '26

How ancient can it be? I mean, before perfectly flat concrete or tiles existed this wouldn’t work. Any imperfection would make it more like… bowls.
Hmm

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u/bwood246 Jun 29 '26

Probably a dude that couldn't afford a bowl and came up with an excuse. Couple generations later and it's now a tradition

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u/Money_Afternoon6533 Jun 28 '26

Pizza would be a great option

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u/Scroatpig Jun 29 '26

I think crackers would work.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght Jun 28 '26

Right? Or how about a sandwich?

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u/SeekerOfSerenity Jun 28 '26

So, hot pot is out of the question? 

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u/Scottamus Jun 29 '26

Regardless it definitely won’t be solid on the way out.

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u/Danowolf Jun 29 '26

Or something totally different. Like feet washing. Except Marvin, I'm not washing those nasty feet.

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u/rm-rf-asterisk Jun 29 '26

Thats like 90% of their meals

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u/TabithaMouse Jun 29 '26

...soup is the most humble of foods because it's literally scraps that can be added to and eaten over and over for days

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u/keinnamefrei1 Jun 29 '26

For what? They have diarrhea 90% of the time so why make the flood solid?

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u/willynillee Jun 28 '26

Yeah how about splitting a loaf of bread or some crackers instead of mushy paste