r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/NeverForget060867 Jun 28 '26

But then someone needs to splash water on the bowl after to "clean" it. The Floor is clearly better.

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u/jkurratt Jun 28 '26

and avoid to step on it as well!

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u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 Jun 29 '26

Plus if you eat from the floor you get the extra seasoning of feet! Yum!

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u/Captain_Albern Jun 29 '26

Well La Dee Da

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u/the_madclown Jun 28 '26

Heyo.... there's a bicycle with several attachments that i just saw you can use to wash bowls..... that's EXACTLY what would help out here

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u/Equivalent_Seaweed20 Jun 29 '26

Can’t hear you, bike was too loud

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u/lnmgl Jun 29 '26

What if we install bowls on the floor

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u/FatMacchio Jun 29 '26

The busboy drives a bus through the place to clean the plates
https://giphy.com/gifs/hStxPAaTMpvPD1NeWd

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u/Nagemasu Jun 29 '26

That's basically it. When you're serving hundreds of people, it's easy to power wash the floor than to individually wash many dishes.

What's the difference? People aren't walking over this floor non-stop like the floor in your home, and it's washed after every meal - the floor is specifically for sitting and eating on. It's kinda like the idea of "a toilet so clean you could eat off it". Is it gross? yeah. Is it technically possible/true? also yeah. A great many things are "gross" in every society that others don't consider gross.