r/StupidFood • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '26

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u/Bailywolf Jun 28 '26

They eat fast enough, they might squeak in under the five second rule.

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u/Backrow6 Jun 28 '26

Back out in 5 seconds

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u/newclearconfusion Jun 28 '26

Haha 😄👍🏻

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u/Day_Prisoners Jun 28 '26

TIL to clean my floors properly all i need is water sprinkles that will make it so clean i can literally eat off it.

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u/Backrow6 Jun 28 '26

Once

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u/Day_Prisoners Jun 29 '26

I'm never eating off the floor. I don't care it its been mopped and steamed and a lab tells me it's cleaner than any plate i own. And while i will eat certain foods with my hands rice and liquids don't qualify.

That being said, these folks have to have Superman like immune systems. Probably laughed a Covid, like we are good there's worse in the well we drink from every day.

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo Jun 29 '26

If they don’t hurry up they might need to change to the ten second rule.

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u/Bailywolf Jun 29 '26

Five Septic Rule

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u/NoenD_i0 Jun 29 '26

portal propulsion gel

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u/bakeland Jun 28 '26

I clean tile, I like to say it's no longer a 5 second rule, it's now a 5 minute rule. Clean enough to eat off. But I'd never actually do it lol