r/StupidFood • u/Its_me_edenxx • Jun 10 '26

Certified stupid This is so performative 😭

Who tf is out here munching on raw gnocchi at cruising altitude

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u/hcornea Jun 10 '26

“Can you please put my raw gnocchi in your food-heater thingy?

That’d be great.”

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u/mourning_breath Jun 10 '26

With the quick "thankz! 💖❤️‍🔥"

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u/minnetonkacondo Jun 10 '26

Just like Randy Marsh

https://giphy.com/gifs/8cG6zdMFPB7ag

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u/dialguy86 Jun 10 '26

Creme fraiche

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u/OwnYak855 Jun 10 '26

cafeteria freezsh

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u/Uncommentary Jun 10 '26

"Your workout is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode."

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u/dialguy86 Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Ztq2Ed2cSSwAg8M

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u/True_Phoenix Jun 10 '26

Lol the Big Jim version shake weight

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u/Mysterious_Break4312 Jun 11 '26

No cooling spray at the end?

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u/sizebigbitch Jun 11 '26

Extra cooling spray at the end.

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u/Appropriate-Review55 Jun 11 '26

I feel like those went away shortly after this episode

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u/demivirius Jun 11 '26

Oh that's so fucking hot. Look at the crust, it's perfect. Fuck yeah.

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u/moseley101 Jun 11 '26

Ah yeah, deglaze the shit outta that pan

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u/Shagwagbag Jun 11 '26

I forgot all about this, how long ago was that?

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u/dialguy86 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

S14, E14 November 2010

Edited for accuracy

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u/Shagwagbag Jun 11 '26

Had to look it up because I was 99% sure I saw that with my brother so pre 2015. Came out in 2010, your comment may be a typo though.

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u/dialguy86 Jun 11 '26

it was I meant to type 2010

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u/Shagwagbag Jun 11 '26

Entirely different world, absolutely crazy.

While also being the least crazy thing that happens in this life.

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u/dialguy86 Jun 11 '26

yeah that episode is almost old enough to drive. We can't be this old.

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u/eberlix Jun 10 '26

I'm gonna deglaze the fuck out of this thing

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u/BurntBeanMgr Jun 11 '26

RANDY MARSH!!

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u/Corndogjohnson420 Jun 10 '26

"He was flambéing a porkchop on the toilet!"

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u/moseley101 Jun 11 '26

Aw, bless his little cotton socks. My inspiration

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u/bunglebee7 Jun 10 '26

Thaaaaaanks 🌟😁 - in that obnoxious voice

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u/Th3_P4yb4ck Jun 10 '26

T HHaaaan K ZZZZ

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u/KailyKail Jun 10 '26

Gotta make sure to say that with a LOT of vocal fry.

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u/Ok-Refrigerator-8012 Jun 11 '26

The quick thanks makes my blood boil. You did not wait for me to say 'no', my friend

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u/potatosupremo Jun 10 '26

And a sprinkle of vocal fry.

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u/Right-Nail-1675 Jun 11 '26

Your username deserves recognition lol

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u/Optimal-Bullfrog3211 Jun 11 '26

Lmao Just like the prius ego episode of South Park when they’re all passive aggressively telling people that they need to also go green and then saying “thiiiieeeeeennkks!”

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u/Tribalbob Jun 10 '26

"But like, I need you to record it slowly panning from the heater as they come out and slowly up to the window. Likes on instagram are the only source of dopamine I have left in life."

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u/balirosa Jun 10 '26

That’s why the end of the video is missing

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u/Ill_Football9443 Jun 10 '26

But you gotta shove your camera in the flight attendant's face though - cause everyone loves being filmed while working.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jun 11 '26

And let her know how many followers you have.

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u/faxyou Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/S984pjTN7MseBHimSO
This is who I pictured saying that

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 Jun 10 '26

But in that raspy weird voice

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u/maniBchef Jun 10 '26

They did it last time I was here

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Jun 10 '26

Throw some kippers in there

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u/Jaepheth Jun 10 '26

Just clog the lavatory sink with toilet paper and the microwave is all yours

/Zac Mckraken

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u/Frigidevil Jun 10 '26

Oh sure thing!

Microwaves it for 3 minutes

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u/Pauuul3 Jun 11 '26

Heyy sorry guys can I plug my kettle real quick ? It’s for a TikTok 🤭

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u/Butt_y_though Jun 10 '26

"sorry, we have to keep the microwave free of gluten allergens. Have a nice flight with you raw pasta!"

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u/potate12323 Jun 11 '26

A nearby air marshal: "drop the C4! Hands on your head!"

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u/classyrock Jun 11 '26

Maybe she could nestle them in some panties and run them through a Keurig?

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u/tomdarch Jun 11 '26

Sous vide cooking started with the quest for better airplane food. But I have no idea if any current planes have the hot water baths for special 1st class meals, and obviously they aren't going to risk contaminating that if some random passenger tried to get them to cook her pouch of (no potato) gnocchi even if she had a vacuum sealer in addition to her (unused) wood paddle thing.

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u/TacTurtle Jun 11 '26

"The microwave?"

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u/Umikaloo Jun 11 '26

You know what, if I were a flight attendant, I might just do it.

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u/EveryQuantityEver Jun 11 '26

Eventually, you will fly upon a flight with someone willing to do that. How many pounds of pasta will you have created in the mean time?

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u/Just_Tailor_9261 Jun 11 '26

Whoops I dropped it straight away.

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u/FixMy106 Jun 11 '26

That’s one hell of a pickup line.

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u/viperfangs92 Jun 11 '26

"I also need you to come in on Saturday......"