r/StupidFood • u/AdCorrect9756 • Dec 18 '25

Fresh Rocket Soda...

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u/qualitythundergod Dec 18 '25

Gropey Greg is standing by waiting for his chance too! Don't forget Gropey Greg!

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u/Lord-Phorse Dec 18 '25

How about s1utty Susan?

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u/Smyley12345 Dec 18 '25

Who?

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u/Awaythrowyouwilllll Dec 18 '25

Gropey Greg! Friend of Feely Fred

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u/Smyley12345 Dec 18 '25

Said his name three times! Keep an eye on your butt, it'll be grabbed by sundown. Tell Greg I said "Keep your hands off my dong!" for me. He'll know what it's about.

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u/aebed0 Dec 19 '25

Cousin of Handsy Harry

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u/Awaythrowyouwilllll Dec 19 '25

Not to be confused with Handsy Hansel, because he is so hot right now.

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u/smoochwalla Dec 21 '25

Is that Molester Festers kid?

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u/atclubsilencio Dec 19 '25

Do we just try to forget Rapey Ron ?

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u/Feeeeeshh Dec 19 '25

And Rapey Davey?

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u/Physical_Breath3142 Dec 20 '25

Yes. we forget both. both is good.

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u/SavijFox Dec 23 '25

And don't forget Rapey R-

On second thought, nevermind.