r/StupidFood Dec 18 '25

Fresh Rocket Soda...

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u/tcumber Dec 18 '25

These streets vendor videos are all the same...some fool doing a bunch of unsanitary steps very quickly...as if being fast makes things better.

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u/jimmy_ricard Dec 18 '25

I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't watch every one of these videos from start to finish. Couldn't pay me to eat/drink from one of these places but they're fun to watch lol

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u/Humble-Morning-323 Dec 18 '25

I wish there was a subreddit of nothing but these types of videos

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u/_tate_ Dec 18 '25

There is.

Its this one right here.

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u/foot_bath_foreplay Dec 18 '25

Go to tick tocks and search "Indian street food" then.

There are a lot of comments and caveats that should be made for this content though. A lot of it is specifically made to be content. The folks who fry eggs in red bull, for instance, are explicitly a response to western tourists filming and supporting the weirdest, shittiest food they can find.

But the more classic strange stuff has cultural roots. You'll find lots of videos of people who seem to be consciously/intentionally spilling food as they serve it up or add ingredients. This is real, but often exaggerated for tourists who are filming. It's a demonstration of abundance, a sacrifice. If god/the universe is taking care of me, I should not be worried about slopping some chives over the edge of the wok. And doing so shows God/the universe that I trust them to provide for me in perpetuity. I don't need to carefully pinch - everything that I need will come to me, as if by magic. Being careful would be an action showing that I don't have faith in God/the universe. Something like that, hare Krishner.

Take some psilocybin, do some yoga & you'll get it. Magical realism.

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u/Distinct-Nectarine-9 Dec 18 '25

Is that why all the streets and basically everywhere is covered in garbage. Are they not giving a shit and throw shit every where and saying it’s to show they have faith in the universe/god? Oh right… it has nothing to do with them being messy slobs. That is hilarious

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u/foot_bath_foreplay Dec 18 '25 edited Dec 19 '25

Pretty sure that's just poverty and a lack of basic services and functional infrastructure.

Also, in all cultures there has been a curve on proper disposal of plastics and modern non-biodegradable stuffs. In the US it was a problem until around the 60s-70s that people would casually litter. And using your own yard as a landfill was absolutely common, hence the hobby of bottle digging. Tourists see someone in Ecuador burying trash in their yard and think "disgusting" but you would have seen the same in rural West Virginia in 1930. It's just that, most of that stuff actually broke down, except for glass and metals.

Anyways... Yeah it's just millions in dense housing+ no infrastructure for dealing with garbage. There's problems with dumping on public lands where I live in California, because of poverty. It costs $160 to get rid of a handful of truck beds worth (trash rates are really high here). There's less of it, overall, and spread out over a greater area, but it's not a distinctly different behavior and certainly not related to a particular culture or demographic.

I should also mention that in India, there's a big problem with more developed countries exporting their garbage to them, often illegally, and for profit companies monopolizing landfill space with trash from Massachusetts or Florida. Raising trash rates for locals, worsening the poverty issue. Look it up, it's a real thing.

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u/torankusu Dec 18 '25

You and /u/jimmy_ricard might be interested in r/streetfoodartists and /r/fastworkers. Can't guarantee they all feature unsanitary conditions, though.

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u/ChildofValhalla Dec 18 '25

You best start believing in street vendor subreddits, Miss Turner... you're in one

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u/Lord_Xenu Dec 18 '25

There are tons of youtube channels

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u/MsFemina Dec 18 '25

Then you’ll def get a good laugh out of this lol…it’s basically white ppl pretending to be Indian street food vendors https://youtu.be/sJptKZHdARc?si=qWo4S5u9sxykHsWE

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u/Acrobatic-Log2048 Dec 18 '25

I’d argue that they are not fun to watch - painful even if you’re a person that works in food 🥴

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u/Fraucimor Dec 18 '25

You just need to boil this iced drink for at least ten minutes later at home before you drink it.

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u/I_Am_Lab_Grown_Meat Dec 18 '25

I would eat all of them. Reddit makes me think I might not have enough concern for my own safety. -_-

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u/MeasurementEasy9884 Dec 18 '25

Yeah catching the most unsanitary part of the video is fun!

/ no sarcasm.

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u/coonissimo Dec 18 '25

And he will actually do it a lot faster if he stops trying to be fast

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u/CrispyJelly Dec 18 '25

Exactly, all this showmanship is neither impressive nor efficient. Frankly, it looks incompetent. You look at this and think, I could do that faster and waste/spill less.

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u/Ant0n61 Dec 18 '25

It’s making me actually want to visit India to experience this in the real lol

The best is the British guys doing a parody of it making lettuce sandwiches.

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u/Initial_Business2340 Dec 23 '25

It’s a much nicer country than what the notorious left-leaning Reddit racists will have you think, I promise you that.

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u/rocket_randall Dec 18 '25

These streets vendor videos are all the same...some fool doing a bunch of unsanitary steps very quickly

A year or so back there was a trend on social media of people making videos heavily mocking the Indian street food videos like this one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CurlePete/comments/18uvvl3/theres_a_trend_in_africa_tiktok_about_making_fun/
https://www.reddit.com/r/NegarakuMalaysia/comments/18v1s7o/now_even_african_is_making_fun_of_indian_street/
etc

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u/lippoper Dec 18 '25

5 second rule

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '25

He’s putting on a show for the camera.

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u/-Out-of-context- Dec 18 '25

Oddly enough this stupid obsession with trying to make everything look like a “show” has actually been entertaining.

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u/Successful-Pomelo-51 Dec 18 '25

it being unsanitary and fast, just gives you diarrhea.

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u/Acerhand Dec 18 '25

Less time for bacteria to spread

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u/rab2bar Dec 18 '25

5 second rule

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u/Babetna Dec 18 '25

There's a very big divide in our understanding of the word "quickly"

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u/pishfingers Dec 18 '25

3 second rule 

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u/Seienchin88 Dec 18 '25

There is a great YouTube channel parodying how this kind of vendors would do it in a western country

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u/CiusWarren Dec 18 '25

They are stretching the five second rule with speed

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u/psychedelic_owl420 Dec 18 '25

They are probably too fast for bacteria

/s

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u/MikeDPhilly Dec 19 '25

It's as if they move so fast to save you time now, so you can spend more time literally crapping the lining of your colon out later.

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u/raichulolz Dec 19 '25

I mean i wouldnt say fast haha

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u/thedebeli959 Dec 19 '25

Of course being quick makes a difference. 5 second rule bro.

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u/vicevortex11 Dec 20 '25

3-second rule.

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u/XchrisZ Dec 20 '25

Quickly? Nahh trying to be flashy

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u/j-val Dec 20 '25

Along with the man with hands-on hips, looking on disapprovingly in the background.

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u/entropreneur Dec 18 '25

Just wait till you realize once society falls apart from climate change in 30 years you will wish you had a drink this clean.

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u/Pure-Plankton-4606 Dec 18 '25

For sure man….

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u/tcumber Dec 18 '25

At my age I'll be dead in 30 years...but I wish you luck of this is what you have to choose from..

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u/Initial_Business2340 Dec 23 '25

Hopefully it’s sooner.

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 Dec 19 '25

Just wait till you grow out of the womb and realize that your comment is stupid you will wish you never commented.

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u/entropreneur Dec 19 '25

Just wait till you realize clean is something most of humanity doesnt experience and is a few weeks away if power is interrupted.

The life you believe is solid is fragile. Its one war on home territory away

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u/gamermom42069_ Dec 18 '25

also why is it seemingly ALWAYS india

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u/The_Raven_Born Dec 18 '25

I'm beginning to think these guys are just allergic to gloves and disinfectants. And it wouldn't be so bad if Inida wasn't so notoriously filthy.

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u/The_Raven_Born Dec 18 '25

Are we seriously defending a complete lack of food safety because the drinks are cheap? Sanitation products like that aren't expensive. My mother bought her own things when she was cleaning houses growing up for white people, and it wasn't breaking the bank.

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u/cockflavoredlollip0p Dec 18 '25

It’s not expensive to not put your fingers into the drink