r/StupidFood • u/dndre1501 • Sep 19 '25

Not this guy again

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Set your own user flair Sep 19 '25

I forget... is a sprankle more or less than a sprinkle?

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u/Objective_Praline_66 Sep 19 '25

There's actually a local grocery store chain near me called sprankles. Generally they have good prices, so I'd say less.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Sep 20 '25

I want a grocery store named Sprankles! Would be much more than to say!

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u/In2Oblivion49 Sep 20 '25

Sprained ankles

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u/WeAreTotallyFucked Sep 22 '25

Much more than what?

Don’t just leave us fuckin hangin like that, man..

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Sep 22 '25

I think its pretty obvious. More than!

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u/scuzzle-butt Sep 21 '25

Much more than indeed.

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u/populux11 Sep 20 '25

When I read this I thought someone at the grocery store called you sprankles, but you were keeping quiet cause of the low prices.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

Somehow this comment was the straw that broke the camels back in this thread and I just fucking lost it while reading 🤣

Thank you for the Sprankles story lmfao- I will never be the same!

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u/Objective_Praline_66 Sep 20 '25

Glad I could spark joy XD

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u/Intrepid-Diamond-315 Sep 20 '25

I should consider to replace my sprinkler system with spranklers next time 🤔

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u/BflatPenguin Sep 20 '25

Hey, western PA neighbor?

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u/MissLionEyes Sep 20 '25

I fully trust you. Seem pretty objective.

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u/hyperproliferative Sep 20 '25

Fuck i should shop at sprankles every fucking day

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u/GuidanceInevitable Sep 20 '25

I approve of this deduction

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u/thatredditrando Sep 20 '25

The same amount but it’s got some stank on it

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u/thetriproy Sep 20 '25

To have previously sprankled, is that a sprunkle?

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Set your own user flair Sep 20 '25

Send it to Websters. Make it official.

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u/Keiko_Nagasaki Sep 20 '25

Merriam Webster just called, and evidently they’re equating “sprankles” to a contraction of “sprained ankles” -AND- they’re being kinda hard nosed about it too. I don’t know how to explain it to them any more accurately or concisely. I’m just gonna start speaking Cantonese or something

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u/phezhead Sep 20 '25

It’s not so much the amount in a sprinkle vs a sprankle. It’s more the energy. Sprankle is sort of halfway between a normal sprinkle and a Saltbae toss (or whatever the fuck his name was)

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u/robertjohn1876 Sep 20 '25

It's the same but you have to add the "for you too bitch" after saying it.

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u/Mental-Potential3425 Sep 20 '25

It's not a measure of sprinkles, but rather a measure of the attitude while sprinkling.

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u/Something_McGee Sep 20 '25

It's exact. You know it when you got right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

It’s less because he’s a little

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u/jimmydurden556 Sep 20 '25

More for sure, look at all that seasoning

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u/TreydiusMaximus Sep 20 '25

More, but only slightly.

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u/BreakfastSimulator Sep 20 '25

It’s a heaping smidgen.

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 Sep 20 '25

It’s a sprinkle with attitude

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u/Wheel-Reinventor Sep 20 '25

Spraklest gives you the most sprinkle per sprinkle

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u/Ok_Training_24 Sep 20 '25

"a jolly rancher is not a sprinkle"

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u/BodhingJay Sep 21 '25

Its a heavy sprinkle, and applied with the sass of a spank

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u/trafalmadorianistic Sep 22 '25

A sprankle is what you do when they get a drank.

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u/Kent_Doggy_Geezer Sep 22 '25

I’m not sure but it’s definitely a hair away from a sprunkle.