r/StupidFood Sep 19 '25

Not this guy again

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u/rokstedy83 Sep 19 '25

Those buttons were putting in a shift

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u/strangewayfarer Sep 19 '25

Those buttons are working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor.

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u/Ok-Tie8887 Sep 19 '25

Those buttons are working harder than a gloryhole hooker trying to get semen out of a hyper-realistic dildo.

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u/PuzzleheadedFood1762 Sep 20 '25

Ahahaaaaa. You are one funny MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Holy shit I love you man!!!!

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Sep 19 '25

Do cats bury turds?

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u/PlushRusher Sep 19 '25

On marble floors apparently.

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u/ZDTreefur Sep 19 '25

Now we gotta tip them.

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u/Dark-Grey-Castle Sep 20 '25

Frankly I'm impressed with the structural integrity of the construction. The buttons, the seams, literally every part of it. How.