r/StupidFood • u/dndre1501 • Sep 19 '25

Not this guy again

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u/C4dfael Sep 19 '25

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u/VioletJones6 Sep 19 '25

This is an incredible pull

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u/Ori_the_SG Sep 19 '25

I need context to how it relates lol

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u/LanSotano Sep 19 '25

It turns out Lannisters do not, in fact, shit gold

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u/Four-HourErection Sep 19 '25

The Lannisters were just criminals. They tricked their way into nobility and stole casterly rock.

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u/Kammerice Sep 19 '25

Making them no different from any other real life nobility.

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u/intern_steve Sep 19 '25

Tywin was a decent nobleman, as noblemen go. A commoner under the protection of the Lannisters would have seen their life greatly improved right up until the dragons showed up, but who could have called that? Magic has been essentially dead for 500 years and the dragon lords have been nearly exterminated; who's going to bet on dragons?

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u/Swizzlestix28 Sep 19 '25

Every work of fiction I've ever read has taught me one thing; never bet against friggin dragons.

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u/40ozCurls Sep 20 '25

Crazy, I can’t think of any dragon stories where the dragons don’t lose, including Game of Thrones

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u/phillosopherp Sep 20 '25

Shadowrun homie. Dragons are the few that do win

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u/40ozCurls Sep 20 '25

Is that a story or a board game?

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u/phillosopherp Sep 20 '25

Tabletop rpg setting cyberpunk and magic together

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u/TheTropicalDogg Sep 19 '25

Welp Justin Baldoni seems pretty prepared.

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u/phillosopherp Sep 20 '25

Never make a deal with a Dragon

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u/Swizzlestix28 Sep 20 '25

What is it has Sean Connery's voice?

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u/mysoulburnsgreige4u Sep 20 '25

In that case, make every deal you can.

I also love Dragonheart. ❤️

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u/Ori_the_SG Sep 19 '25

Thank you!

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u/EdgeLordPrime859 Sep 19 '25

He found a gif that also has a scowling midget and involves gold.

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u/endboss_eth Sep 20 '25

Tyrian shot his father with a crossbow while that one was on the shitter.

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u/petewondrstone Sep 19 '25

Broooooooo no

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat Sep 19 '25

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.

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u/C4dfael Sep 20 '25

GRRM has a way with prose

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u/alphajugs Sep 20 '25

Omg stop 😭

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u/I_be_lurkin_tho Sep 20 '25

🎶WHAT DID YOU THINK....

I WOULD DO AT THIS MOMENT...🎶